Hooligans

[SL1200]

That's another thing altogether. It's like an alternate Universe. You can't hold that against us.
Why does the rest of the world like to pretend that Americans invented all things negative?

I know I'm just kidding... just as you where doing (I hope)

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I know I'm just kidding... just as you where doing (I hope)

I tried to dovetail from "You can't hold that against us.", humor, into the rest, which is to be read in a sort of pleading whine, wringing your hands

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Not sure how this would work with all the bandwagon jumping

Yup, sports in the US have been corporate from the very beginning so they don't have nearly the same ties to a community like soccer teams do.

Hard to have long standing rivalries when teams appear and disappear depending on where a billionaire decides to invest his money.