Honey Badger frees himself from python, kills python, and fights off two jackals.

[MC Paul Barman]

Kind of makes Rudy and his movie look like a story line of an underachieving, punk ass, lazy, good for nothing, greezy little hoe who needs more focus in life.

Look at this badger. Who knows, maybe he's like Cro Cop going into the grappler's hold just to stand back up, kick the shit out of him, and then actually consume his body.

He gets out of the python's grip (cursing the python's family line the entire time)…. gets nipped in the butt cheeks by some upstart jackal. Gets out of the python's clutches. Ice's the python (karate chop! motherfucker!), plays tug of war with the jackals over the python's deceased grappler's body. Drags his kill back to his living room and chases the jackals away one last time for good measure.

 

[JabToucher]

Manlet of teh animal kindom!

Always spoiling for a fight.

 

[Simple Southerner]

 

[MC Paul Barman]

Manlet of teh animal kindom!

Always spoiling for a fight.

He's like Joe Pesci of the animal kingdom:

"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the wide open plains and... devour you: eyeballs and all"

 

[mb23100]

That's some D level Pythonin

 

[dildos]

they are so bad ass. when i grow up i wish i am a honey badger.

 

[MC Paul Barman]

they are so bad ass. when i grow up i wish i am a honey badger.

sucker punches to people you think are mad doggin you is a great way to make that wish become a reality.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

That's some grade A animal kingdom gangsta shit right there.

 

[dildos]

sucker punches to people you think are mad doggin you is a great way to make that wish become a reality.

ive been doing that for years

 

[MC Paul Barman]

ive been doing that for years

Sucker body slams??

 

[lsa]

Dude would be UFC HW champ with 6 month training.

 

[sleepyguard85]

 

[dildos]

Sucker body slams??

no, this all makes sense now.

i have so much to learn from you.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

That's some D level Pythonin

That really was pitiful. Python never had to fight before and looked lost in there striking at anything and gassed.

 

[Brother Numsi]

That Honey Badger wanted all the smoke

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

There's only one animal as brave and as savage.....

 

[weed]

I feel like we're missing a homosex narration

 

[lsa]

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

Imagine if Conor had that kind of submission defense.

 

[squeezewax]

The narration on this is so funny.