HOLY SH1t! I FOUGHT AN AIKIDO BLACKBELT TODAY AND ALMOST KILLED HIM!

[Fisto]

this is a story you can tell your grandchildren....

 

[iamfuscia]

Originally posted by KZ
Yea, if not for that discrepency between the cup and wood I would have believed this story 100%

except the penis could be small enough to fit in the cup when erect.

 

[Dirty Boxer]

Wait a minute!....you know Tae Kwon Do?

I seriously doubt your story, nobody who has a blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do disrespects his art by participating in such scuffles....tsk!

 

[FATSEXY]

Originally posted by Magic Man


Fuck man, I'm glad my bjj totally works.

- m

I, too, had to use my TKD/BJJ/Tae Bo black belt knowledge recently, fellow warrior-poet. I hesitate to relate the story since it seems that the time of my tales has come and gone, though. Good fighting to you, judoka.

 

[Gunny Highway]

haha, that was a great story m8

 

[cecdawg]

Originally posted by Invincible420
wow times like this make you pray for a fatsexy story

that is exactly what i was thinking. couldn't you have just drawn us a picture mm?

 

[macaframa**]

i dont know what's funnier....this story or that picture lil asian boy....

 

[cecdawg]

Originally posted by FATSEXY
I, too, had to use my TKD/BJJ/Tae Bo black belt knowledge recently, fellow warrior-poet. I hesitate to relate the story since it seems that the time of my tales has come and gone, though. Good fighting to you, judoka.

i sense e-chi. please relate.

 

[SpacePotato]

I remember the first time I did mushrooms too.

I popped wood for Princess Leia and totally kicked R2D2's ass.

Kind of the same story though I guess.

 

[hammerfist]

heh heh. That truck driver deserved it! Damn okinowan circus
midget ninja hippies! Burn in hell!!!................................

 

[deekim09]

ah i like totally believe this story man. he like totally almost killed the aikido master and shagged that hot japanese chick in the toilet and like totally unloaded his juice on her face. totally cool, you are my hero and you are totally awsome. i want to come and train with you mang, like totally.

you are an idiot, but you have a great imagination, DUDE

 

[Inha Alistaja]

Originally posted by deekim09


you are an idiot, but you have a great imagination, DUDE

don't be a tard, DUDE.

 

[hammerfist]

heh heh. Yeah......DUDE!

 

[ruffneck119]

I told you Steven Segal is not to be fucked with.

 

[superc0ntra]

lol

 

[McFlown]

Originally posted by Magic Man
erm...I'll get back to you on that one.

Little non-believing fucker

Oh yeah now I remember! When I pop a boner my dick grows at twice the speed of sound. The resulting impact on the cup was enough to create a golf-ball sized hole for my dick to travel through and into the pants.

 

[avid]

Another MM drawing depicting this harrowing event (boner included) would totally, like top this thread off.

 

[m3]

I like BJJ

 

[SAKU SAKU SAKU]

Damn, you guys are bored. Don't worry I'm bored too, that's why I even bothered reading this delusional story written by a skinny white kid that has watched too much anime and j-porn.

 

[Inha Alistaja]

where are these tards spawning from?