Hippo vs. Rhino vs. African Elephant: Which animal takes it?

[BEER]

Elephant destroys every animal on land, easily. Those motherfuckers will eat hippos for breakfast.

 

[KnightTemplar]

People underestimate the toughness of the hippo

I've seen Hippos back down from a pack of Hyenas.

Hippos are dangerous, sure. But so is Bones, and he'd still get prison raped by Cain or JDS due to the size difference.:icon_twis

 

[TigerUpperKut]

although rhinos have been known to kill elephants it's usually the elephants that are always fucking with the rhinos

hippos always move aside for elephants

 

[Sock Puppet]

i'd say the elephant, but i'd be pulling for the rhino.

 

[SoccerMom]

Elephant for fun. Hippos are currently enjoying a reputation as fearsome killers, but put a lone hippo against an elephant and it's getting stomped the fuck out.

 

[Amazing]

Walrus

 

[hugekent]

If the fight can take place in the river instead of on land I'd take the hippo otherwise gotta take the elephant

Nah

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There are numerous videos throughout YT of elephants pretty much doing whatever they want around hippos. It's not close.

Also worth noting that elephants are better swimmers than hippos.

 

[The Sole Truth]

Nah

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It's not close.

That's no river. I meant both have to be actually swimming thus taking away the elephants biggest advantages.

 

[minute bull]

Takes what exactly? Booty?

 

[Halge]

That's no river. I meant both have to be actually swimming thus taking away the elephants biggest advantages.

Goddamnit, this is a deathmatch, not water polo.

 

[The Sole Truth]

Goddamnit, this is a deathmatch, not water polo.

I get that but why does the match have to be on land where the elephant has a clear advantage? They could easily have a deathmatch in the middle of a deep river

 

[Zuni]

Elephant>Rhino=Hippo

 

[hugekent]

I get that but why does the match have to be on land where the elephant has a clear advantage? They could easily have a deathmatch in the middle of a deep river

It doesn't matter, the hippo has as much chance in water as it does on land...none.

 

[PunchParty]

http://www.cbsnews.com/2100-500164_162-226894.html as for hippo's, no way they could kill a fully grown elephant.

 

[gspieler]

Elephant=true king of the jungle(figuratively); no land animal stands a chance against a full-grown one.

 

[justblaze717]

I took the Rhino just because.

 

[Lead]

Elephant. I feel like the hippo would still fuck it up a bit (scars/large flesh wound) but wouldn't have a chance at winning. Hippos are mean animals but are still lower on the food chain.

 

[Caution]

Elephant would destroy them both at the same time.

 

[Corona]

Elephant would crush both those cans.

 

[mmascene]

Elephant