Hillbillys really hate me

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  1. EatMyShorts Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Anyone else find that hillbillys hate them?

    There's this hillbilly in my BJJ class; motherfucker would basically hold my head up on a pike - for all the villagers to see - if he had his own way.

    My old boxing coach; I use the word "old" - cause his hatred of me got in the way of his ability to be a decent coach.
    Not in terms of coaching ability - but it was clear he no longer had my best intentions at heart.

    In the US - "down south" - that's like, hillbilly central, right?

    So - what are ya'll impression of hillbilly's?
     
  2. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    Who cares? They’re hillbillies.
     
  3. EatMyShorts Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Well - it means I no longer have a boxing club to go to;

    And this particularly hillbilly in my BJJ school - seems intent on poisoning the other class members minds against me.
     
  4. punky brewster Red Belt

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    Define hillbillies
     
  5. My name is Shawn

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    Around here we consider them generally good folks
     
  6. EatMyShorts Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I guess - God fearing, death penalty believing, relatively socially inept, zero prowess with women, generally underdeveloped mentality.
     
  7. DaleBoca Gold Belt

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    Hillbillies*

    And... pretty damn hilarious.
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  8. Zer Steel Belt

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    I guess I live in the hillbilly area of Canada (Alberta) and the people seem fine tbh. I'm obviously European so you might think I'd be in trouble. I walk around with my eurofag haircuts and in my tight, pink t-shirts and shit, but most of the time dudes just eyefuck me (The women completely avoid me though. They aren't even interested in the gay friend thing like most women, although I'm not gay. Maybe they sense that somehow)
     
  9. I never had a problem with ole Jessup or Josie-May. Tucker-Lee on the other hand, he's a no good scum sucker, but Bucky-Jo really keeps his pieces from squabblin' apart. I'd say they're alright if the sun don't shine after it rains.
     
  10. n...not crazy Silver Belt

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    You sound sensitive.
     
  11. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    Tbh I’ve seen more hillbilly/red neck goings on here in interior BC in the last 3 years living here than I ever did growing up in Alberta. Huntin’ (including bears. Yes, I said bears. Dude I work with does this), Climbing rocks with jacked up trucks, back country shit of all types, and it seems that everyone I meet around here says “I listen to anything”, which means they mostly listen to country.

    Then they say Albertans are the hillbillies, and I’m just like “k”.
     
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    Well - I'm sensitive about having no boxing club to train at.

    Or no training partners to roll with cause their minds have been poisoned against me by hillbilly boy.

    See - if I was a hillbilly too, I'd want vindication.

    But nuh - whatever I'm doing to piss the dude off, obviously I just need to do more of it, until I basically make him my bitch.
     
  14. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Banned Banned

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    You should fill that BJJ class with triangle chokes.
     
  15. HomeRun916 Double Yellow Card Banned

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    Maybe you are the problem?
     
  16. Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    You mean, Sherdoggers?
     
  17. n...not crazy Silver Belt

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    This is rather nonspecific. Examples?
     
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    lol of course he is. Reminder that TS is the creeper who is always imagining lurid scenarios with random women he sees in public and wonders why everyone treats him like a sex offender.
     
  19. revoltub Gold Card

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    A hillbilly lives in appalachia in the hills. You sure you aren't talking about a redneck
     
  20. EatMyShorts Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I always assumed they were effectively the same thing.

    Yokels.

    Simple people.

    Etc.
     

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