Hey I Haves New Pet!!!!!

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  1. Ed Taylor

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    HEY GUYS I GO TO DOCTOR TODAY AND HE TELLED ME THAT I HAVE NEW PET TO PLAY WITH AND THAT IS GOOD BECAUSE I NOT HAVE NO BROTHER NO MORE BECAUSE DAD EATED HIM AND NO DOG WANT TO PLAY WITH ME AND THAT MAKE ME SAD

    HERE MY NEW PET!!!!!!

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    DOCTOR GUY SAY THIS A TAPEWORM AND THIS WHY MY STOMACH SO BIG AND HE SAY I MAY HAVE MORE PETS IN MY STOMACH!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. TRIPOLY

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    oh no, remove your pets from your stomach and you're going to gain weight!
     
  3. RightintheFace

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    is he still inside, or do you have a nice jar for him?
     
  4. Ed Taylor

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    I TAKED MY TAPEWORM FOR WALK TODAY AND BIRD TRY TO EAT MY PET TAPEWORM BUT I EATED THE BIRD AND SOME OLD GUY ON BENCH SAY "HEY THAT BIRD GETTED PIGOWNED!!!" AND I SAY I NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN! THAT GUY HAVE CANE AND I TAKED THAT AND IT IN MY TREEHOUSE NOW AND HE CANT WALK SO MAYBE HE DIE ON BENCH
     
  5. Jack Putz

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    Ed, i thought you ate SIDS
     
  6. TontoGoldstein

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    This kid Ed Taylor live down street from me when I live in Wyoming. I thought he strange looking at sky all time. THen at ground. He inspired me to help handicap. Now I work with a kid that have opposable toe on left side. We are continually breaking it and bringing it forward. soon he will no longer have to cut a hole in the back of his shoe for his toe. Thank you Ed Taylor
     
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  8. Ed Taylor

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    NO I BITED SID AND HE NOT DO NOTHING AND DAD ATED HIM IN THE WOODS WHEN I FELL OVER THE WATERFALL AND COULDNT GET NO FOOD FOR DAD AND I EVENTUALLY FIND DAD AGAIN AND HE SAY HE HAD TO EATED SID
     
  9. Jack Putz

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    Tonto... you know Ed Taylor?
     
  10. Scarface

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    Ed, go to bed now. the little yellow bus is gonna pick you up early tomorow to take you and your classmates to McDonald's
     
  11. Ed Taylor

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    HEY I KNOWS YOU!!!!!! YOU NOT MAKES NO SENSE AND YOU TRY TEACH ME TALK BUT YOU CANT TALK NO NEITHER!
     
  12. RightintheFace

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    Scarface, I seriously hope you die soon.
     
  13. Jack Putz

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    what are you implying by this?
     
  14. Jack Putz

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    Where'd Tonto Goldstein go?
     
  15. RightintheFace

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    you had to log back on-I thought that was obvious
     
  16. Ed Taylor

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    TONTO I NEED TALK YOU!!!!!! YOU KNOW MY REAL PARENTS!!!!
     
  17. TontoGoldstein

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    I know Ed. He nice boy. always saying curses though. I forgive. In India, Mumbai to be exact, we forgive becasue gods forbid scornful nurture
     
  18. TontoGoldstein

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    Ed your real parents I don't know. They never home. I saw one night they come home with little person and then Barry White play all night in house. Then they disappear. I glad to see you again Ed. You look much better, you have hair now.
     
  19. Ed Taylor

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    I HAVES SOME HAIR!!!!! TONTO I NEED FIND MY PARENTS!!!!! I HATE MY NEW DAD HIS NAME BRUCE LOVELY AND THAT NAME GAY AND HE MAKE ME WHERE PINK CLOTHES AND STUFF! YOU TELL ME ABOUT THEM NOW!!!!!!
     
  20. Jack Putz

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    Tonto... are you from Vermont or Mumbai?
     

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