Hey! I Building Empire!!!!

[Ed Taylor]

I DISCRIMINATING GENTLEMAN AND I SUCCESSFUL AND STUFF AND THAT WHAT MAKE ME BETTER THAN YOU

MY BUSINESS GETTING TOO BIG FOR ME TO DO MYSELF SO I NEEDS LOTS OF PEOPLE!!! I NEED PEOPLE WHO SELLS STUFF AND PEOPLE WHO CLEAN FLOORS AND I NEED PEOPLE WHO BRING ME NEW PENS AND PEOPLE WHO TALKS ON PHONE RIGHT WAY

YOU PEOPLE POSTS RESUME AND I MAYBE HIRE YOU AND MAYBE WE MAKES LOTS OF MONEY!!!! POST RESUME!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 10003]

I used to get pens for Bill Gates....

 

[drunk boxer]

Heeeeeyy, it's that guy again.

Again.

Yay.

 

[hesatool]

Ed, I will move away from Mississippi to help build your empire.

You are the Tony Roberts of Sherdog OT. Your motivational post last night moved me to change my entire outlook on life.

I am forever in your debt.

 

[Ed Taylor]

Originally posted by hesatool
HEY ED I MOVES MISSISSIPI GET YOU HELP WITH EMPIRE

YOU TONY ROBBINS!!!! YOU HAVE MOTIVATION MAKE ME CHANGE MY LIFE!!!!

I HAVES DEBT FOREVER!!!!!

FUCK YOU

 

[Kelly Jefferies]

Hey Mr. Taylor. My name is Kelly Jefferies and I am a stock broker here in Homestead. I have been looking for work for some time in sales. My last employer let me go after he found some lude photos of me and the intern. I just want to be honest with you. You company sound perfect like the perfect opportunity for both you and me to make some money. I work on commission and a love for the ladies. I will private message you with my resume. Best of luck with your empire and I look forward to helping you build it.

Sincerely,
Kelly Jefferies

 

[blumpkinboy]

ED. YOUR NECK LOOK BETTER. YOU HAVE OPERASHON?

 

[RangerATL]

HEY ED I HELP YOU RUN YOUR EMPIRE GOOD! I WILL GO TO PEOPLE AND SAY PEOPLE!! BUY ED TAYLOR PRODUCS!1 IF THEY SAY NO, I NO BUY ED TAYLOR PRODUCTS, THEN I SHOOT THEM IN THEIR FACES!

YOU AND ME CLIMB ALL THE WAY TO TOP AND POSE ON COVER OF FOBES MAGAZINE WITH CIGARS AND FOUR PEACE ARMANIAN SUITES. YOU GOING PLACES KID AND I HELP YOU!

YOU NOT EVEN HAVE TO PAY ME, JUST LET ME TOUCH YOU IN YOUR BATHING SUIT SPOT SOMETIMES WHEN WERE ALONE AND YOU NOT TELL THE POLICE AGAIN SO I DON'T GO TO JAIL AND GET ME TOUCHED BY BIG BLACK GUYS THAT SMALL LIKE PALS MOM.

I GOT RESUME IN THE FRIDGE MY WIFE IS ROTTING BEHIND THE COUCH MY DAUGHTERS ARE STILL FETUSES NEXT TO MY RESUME AND MY DOG IS STUPID LIKE HE HAS DRA SYNDROME. I GOTS ALL DAY LETS DO THIS BEFORE I GET TIRED!

 

[J-Garden]

Originally posted by Ed Taylor
I DISCRIMINATING GENTLEMAN AND I SUCCESSFUL AND STUFF AND THAT WHAT MAKE ME BETTER THAN YOU

MY BUSINESS GETTING TOO BIG FOR ME TO DO MYSELF SO I NEEDS LOTS OF PEOPLE!!! I NEED PEOPLE WHO SELLS STUFF AND PEOPLE WHO CLEAN FLOORS AND I NEED PEOPLE WHO BRING ME NEW PENS AND PEOPLE WHO TALKS ON PHONE RIGHT WAY

YOU PEOPLE POSTS RESUME AND I MAYBE HIRE YOU AND MAYBE WE MAKES LOTS OF MONEY!!!! POST RESUME!!!!!!

Money, is that you?

 

[blumpkinboy]

Originally posted by Kelly Jefferies
Hey Mr. Taylor. My name is Kelly Jefferies and I am a stock broker here in Homestead. I have been looking for work for some time in sales. My last employer let me go after he found some lude photos of me and the intern. I just want to be honest with you. You company sound perfect like the perfect opportunity for both you and me to make some money. I work on commission and a love for the ladies. I will private message you with my resume. Best of luck with your empire and I look forward to helping you build it.

Sincerely,
Kelly Jefferies

Dear Kyle,
Mr. taylor wants educated people only. Preferably ones who read and write english.

Best regards,
FUCK YOU

 

[The Sickness]

Originally posted by hesatool
Ed, I will move away from Mississippi to help build your empire.

You are the Tony Roberts of Sherdog OT. Your motivational post last night moved me to change my entire outlook on life.

I am forever in your debt.

Ed, I will move from California to decapitate you and steal your dog...

 

[cecdawg]

look out world, young ed is steppin!

 

[amazarray(bjj)]

Ed, good luck on taking over the world, don't forget about us sherdoggers when you get to call the shots!

 

[animal mother]

ED, I WANT PLAY NEPOTISM CARD. ME NO QUALIFY, JUST AVAILABLE.

 

[Conrad]

me janitor

 

[RightintheFace]

Ed, can I buy stock in your company?

 

[Lock_and_Balk]

IF YOU SUCK MY DICK ME THINK ABOUT GET YOU PEN

 

[Iron Angel]

Remember us little people when you make your first billion, Ed.

 

[Kelly Jefferies]

Originally posted by blumpkinboy
Dear Kyle,
Mr. taylor wants educated people only. Preferably ones who read and write english.

Best regards,
FUCK YOU

First off, who the fuck is Kyle? Secondly, I could run circles around you when it comes to education. I have a BS in Marketing and a Masters in Finance from Clemson University. I would be a perfect fit for Ed's "In your face" sales strategy. He's a straight shooter that does bog you down in bullshit. He tells you why the pregnancy test is the best and lets you decide. That's how I sold stock. I told my customers to get out of the internet stocks in 1999. I didn't make them move more money so I would get more commission. I was straight with them. This resonates with people. Mr. Taylor, I hope you got my resume. Please let me know what you think. I gaurauntee you will make more money than you can imagine with me on the front lines.

 

[shidokanartist]

EDs a scam artist. He photoshopped that pregnancy test kit on his dads computer. Don't fall for this shit. Ape beans. Yeah right. How did they get them in the can ED??? Wanna tell us that you little waterhead rubbernecked motherfucker???!