Herpes-positive monkeys reported in Florida

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  1. SwamiLeoni

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    I have finally fallen into accepting the ACA and their "Pre-existing Condition" clause, seeing as though we will be entering a "Outbreak" scenario in the coming weeks.

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/blogs/gone-viral/os-herpes-monkeys-florida-091713,0,2764147.post

     
  2. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    AIDS, herpes, what's next?
     
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    I feel like this is an extremely racist metaphor
     
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    seatea Black belt in Shotacon karate.

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    Florida. Figures.
     
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    seatea Black belt in Shotacon karate.

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    Could be. Like when CT'ers use the term 'international bankers', we know they mean Jews.
     
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    fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    Thanks Florida!
     
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    Monkey zombie outbreak
     
  9. Rex Kwon Do

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    Wouldn't be too worried, sine you have to get bit or splooged on by a monkey in order to get infected (be careful faustican). And if that happened, I'm sure there a host of other zoonotic diseases to worry about aside from herpes B.
     
  10. SwamiLeoni

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    Well I guess you can get it from being bit, and its a deadly type of herpes.
     
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    I blam sherdog. Who had unprotected monkey sex?
     
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  13. Rex Kwon Do

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    Yeah I said that bra. How many people in Florida get bitten by monkeys each year, though? Like I said, unless you like man-on-monkey action or get into altercations with them, you'll be OK.

    Plus, rhesus monkeys aren't endemic to the US. I just read there are 1000 of them living there, and they've caught 700 in the past decade. Just murder them all if it makes you sleep better at night--shouldn't be too hard to justify. They're probably fucking up the ecosystem, you know, invasive species and all that, and now they're a public health threat.

    State should offer $100 for ever rhesus monkey hide you bring in. There'll be a few rednecks who die of herpes B, but I guarantee those swampy good ol' boys will destroy the entire population within a month. Unleash the Jim Bobs.
     
  14. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs try that on Trish

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    Whoops miss read your post. I guess I would be more worried about tourist trips than I would people humping Monkeys. I think there are over a 1,000 of them, and monkeys bang each other all the time. It could spread pretty quickly. But ya, roast'um if we need to.
     
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    Of course "America's Wang" is where an exotic herpes outbreak would initiate
     
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    Sexing monkeys just got a little less safe.
     
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  19. bootsy

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    "Sometime you're the monkey, sometimes you're the frog".
     
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    i bet the four horsemen have a bad case of the herp
     

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