"A Kansas man has asked an Iowa court to grant his motion for trial by combat so he can meet his ex-wife and her attorney "on the field of battle where (he) will rend their souls from their corporal bodies." David Ostrom, 40, of Paola, Kansas, claims in court documents that his ex-wife, Bridgette Ostrom, 38, of Harlan, has "destroyed (him) legally." He asked the Iowa District Court in Shelby County to give him 12 weeks "lead time" in order to source or forge katana and wakizashi swords, as first reported by the Carroll Times Herald." https://eu.desmoinesregister.com/st...rial-combat-swords-settle-dispute/4456079002/ Metal as fuck.
Hero? I've never heard a more cringy thing in my life. The guy is a certified incel. I'm just glad his wife escaped and is getting some proper chad dick not that little pink incel cocktail sausage.
I'm curious, if the Judge allows it and someone among the three involved parties get killed. Will the Judge get into trouble?