Hero Requests Trial By Combat With Ex Wife

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  1. Winter-John Brown Belt

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    "A Kansas man has asked an Iowa court to grant his motion for trial by combat so he can meet his ex-wife and her attorney "on the field of battle where (he) will rend their souls from their corporal bodies."

    David Ostrom, 40, of Paola, Kansas, claims in court documents that his ex-wife, Bridgette Ostrom, 38, of Harlan, has "destroyed (him) legally."

    He asked the Iowa District Court in Shelby County to give him 12 weeks "lead time" in order to source or forge katana and wakizashi swords, as first reported by the Carroll Times Herald."

    https://eu.desmoinesregister.com/st...rial-combat-swords-settle-dispute/4456079002/

    Metal as fuck.
     
  2. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    No cure for being a cunt.. aside from death
     
  4. Simian Raticus Sicker than your average.

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    Sounds like the kind of dude whose ex-wife could fuck him up in combat.
     
  5. Hidden_Hand Purple Belt

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    Hero? I've never heard a more cringy thing in my life. The guy is a certified incel.

    I'm just glad his wife escaped and is getting some proper chad dick not that little pink incel cocktail sausage.
     
  6. sleepyguard85 Green Belt

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  7. Winter-John Brown Belt

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    It's a fucking joke you moron
     
  8. The Witcher відродитися

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    Talking all this shit, but I bet you don't wanna see him on the field of battle.
     
  10. Hearse Lightning Not an Uber

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    If he was Asian he’d most likely lose
     
  12. BEER 1312 Platinum Member

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    I was scrolling to see if I'd be the first person to say this.

    Well done, bud.
     
  13. A Very Serious Cat Red Belt

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    The only cringe thing is this fucking post
     
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  15. THEfightsAREfixed you can do it

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    im not a legal expert but seems unlikely the court will grant him that motion
     
  16. BB in Crazy!!!! Red Belt

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    Not if he is Korean.
     
  17. faustian I AM NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    This dude sounds like a real life version of Dwight Schrute
     
  18. Happy Man Banned Banned

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    Let them bang judgebro.
     
  19. 5crew Black Belt

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    I'm curious, if the Judge allows it and someone among the three involved parties get killed.
    Will the Judge get into trouble?
     
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    Going for the insanity defense
     

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