Here it is:The best self defense system ever

Discussion in 'Standup Technique' started by pheonix5, Dec 23, 2012.

  1. pheonix5

    pheonix5 Purple Belt

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  2. SummerStriker

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    What a bunch of bullshit. Everyone knows if you are going to compress the trachea as a choke counter you need to use a reinforced two finger technique. :)

    I love the attitude in that video. Ninja sweet.
     
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  4. pheonix5

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    What's sad is that these guys really believe their own bullshit, and even sadder is that they probably charged someone to learn that crap.
     
  5. SAAMAG

    SAAMAG San Antonio Applied Martial Arts Group

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    Um...the short guy is my dad guys. Why you gotta be like that?!
     
  6. Fishmonger

    Fishmonger All Your Base Are Belong to Us

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    The video is a classic. you should have seen it by now.
     
  7. SenÖr Whìteßel+

    SenÖr Whìteßel+ No Pants, No belt

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    came in expecting this

     
  8. SAAMAG

    SAAMAG San Antonio Applied Martial Arts Group

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    What the goddamnfuck is that?!
     
  9. pheonix5

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    Could not have said it better myself. I was at a loss for words when I saw it.You are the man Senor.
     
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    This is funny. My favorite part was the low kicks part.
     
  11. itheuser

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    Ah, an oldie but goodie. Hilarious video.
     
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    The Polish Pounder Excellence of execution belt Platinum Member

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    Loved the second video. Would love to spar like that.
     
  14. SummerStriker

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    [QUOTE=Sen
     
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    I could watch this everyday for the rest of my life.
     
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    The only way Retard-fu can get any better is if I see a clip of someone getting KTFO by it haha.
     
  17. LEGS MAHONEY

    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    So was that retard kung fu Wing chun or that splashing hands kung fu? :icon_lol:
     
  18. sourdiesel209

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    What da fuq did I just watch lol
     
  19. thirteen

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    Imagine the paper cuts you'd get - hurt like a muthafucker.
     
  20. LEGS MAHONEY

    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    Id be more worried that the treacherous hall of hanging soccer balls they have would knock me unconscious.

    And to think i was going to shell out money for Chael sonnens nexersys when i could just practice my flying donkey kicks on something like that.
     

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