Helwani v CM Punk

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  1. Edsonbarboza1

    Edsonbarboza1 Blue Belt

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    Thats a pretty even match up would you like to see it?
     
  2. trblesome1

    trblesome1 Silver Belt

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    First hypothetical match i've heard that I think he might have a chance

    People joke about Cody Mckenzie but even Cody would probly whoop him badly
     
  3. RockUmSockUm

    RockUmSockUm Black Belt

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    Wasteland vs this thread. Wasteland by KO.
     
  4. iboufring**

    iboufring** Green Belt

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    Ok thats it im out. Too much sherdog for today.

    And mods, you should consider doing something about this guy. Peace!
     
  5. Meathead Jock

    Meathead Jock WAR ASKREN

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    Well if they both enter the fight at 0-0 i'd have to think Helwani would be ranked higher because he has a better twitter trash talk game.

    Nik Lentz showed us that poor twitter trash talking will get your ranking dropped.
     
  6. JarlSkuld

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    I`d pay a little bit to watch that...just because I think it would be cool to see the GTS in an actual MMA and it probably would KO Helwani. Then, Ariel would show more respect for fighters in his interviews (for fear of getting KOed again).

    Jarl
     
  7. hto63

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    that's actually not a bad idea. I don't see the troll in this, Ariel Helwani is a legitimate opponent for CM Punk, could be a fair fight.

    He was quite the athlete and basketball prodigy from what I hear, which qualifies him just as much as CM Punk to become a UFC fighter. He also has fans.
     
  8. Fiestar

    Fiestar Sean McCorkle

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    Of course McKenzie would whoop Punk's ass. Punk is not a UFC fighter, he will fight in the UFC but that won't make him a UFC fighter, he won't be any better than any fighter fighting at your local MMA show for nothing or peanuts.

    When UFC fighters say "Punk will do well in the UFC", I shake my head, what do they mean by that? He will never fight a guy with a win in the UFC.
     
  9. Skylako

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    who would be the underdog
     
  10. ufcfan4

    ufcfan4 Can't Andle The Riddum

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    Duke Roufus says he "has the technology to build CM Punk." Some real Six Million Dollar Man/Robocop level shit going on at Roufusport. I, for one, take him at his word.

    Punk's destiny lies as a commentator/analyst anyway. He should have been brought in in that capacity from the get go.
     
  11. mma midwest fan

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    Helwani by armbar
     
  12. Coyotexx***

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    because ALL UFC fighters are invincible and can never ever be beaten by anyone outside the organization right? lols
     
  13. morose

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    helwani looks like a featherweight though
     
  14. Meathead Jock

    Meathead Jock WAR ASKREN

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    This, i'm curious what his weightclass would be if he had to take a fight?
     
  15. MMAProfessional

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    Ariel would probably win. He at least has some training.
     
  16. Renegadewonder1

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    Good question, what is Ariel's height and weight? I would say he is floating in the middleweight welterweight range. Great thread TS, but I would have to go with Punk because of the BJJ advantage.
     
  17. bob

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    Helwani would win via blowjob
     
  18. Meathead Jock

    Meathead Jock WAR ASKREN

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    He has claimed 6'2, which in male world means 6'1 1/2 is probably his height. No clue on his weight. I'd say he is a tall 155lber
     
  19. DaveHilly

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    Plus Helwanni has a vote for the media generated rankings.
     
  20. Kneepocalypse

    Kneepocalypse This is your god now.

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    Helwani looks like he would cry if you poked him in the chest too hard. of all the ridiculous matchups, Punk vs. Joe Rogan would be the best. Joe would probably destroy him though, if he could pass a piss test.
     

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