Helwani posts a cryptic message about his new job. Who can decipher this?

[Aleksandrfighter]

All I kno is I hope his new job has nothing to do with MMA

 

[magical]

Thinking about having a happy wank in the car, but doesn't have enough time to clean the jizz off his nose.

So instead he prays?

 

[Rock3091]

Fingering a cock hole? Only fans?

 

[Leviticus]

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Hopefully it has nothing to do with sports or anything else I like.

This. I will settle for just no MMA or American Football.

 

[Jesus ODI]

no time for that shit, what kind of 12yr old girl behavior is that

 

[Bubba32]

He should take Lukes job just for trolling purposes.

 

[mb23100]

This. I will settle for just no MMA or American Football.

Add hockey and F1 to that list.

 

[MeatWagon06]

Lemme ask my 16 yr old sister. She’s good at speaking Emoji.

 

[dracul]

does anyone care

probably one of the biggest ass lickers in mma

 

[MeatWagon06]

You wish Cuck Thomas.

 

[Londonjitsu]

I think he's going to the new meadowlark media
2 people from espn have already left to go there already...

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Add hockey and F1 to that list.

They should just give him a politics gig on CNN. Or comedy central.

 

[mb23100]

They should just give him a politics gig on CNN. Or comedy central.

Or one of those astronauts that goes to Mars and never comes back

 

[AerialPingPong]

Where's the crying emoji

I shed a tear whenever I see your avatar.

 

[BlackPanther]

He’s hired by Cuck Network.

 

[JosephTessaro]

Alrite goofs, whos good at puzzles. Trying to figure it out….

He is taking over Buffer's job. He has a pointing finger, Time clock, and other shit that has absolutely nothing to do with my theory but I am sticking with it.

 

[Aluminati]

He got hired by Bangbus.com to be the driver, and occasionally give a smile and a wave to traffic.

 

[Jose Beehive]

So instead he prays?

 

[pdm111]

Hi, thinking of going to be the morning traffic reporter. The Nose loves and prays for you