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Helwani posts a cryptic message about his new job. Who can decipher this?

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  1. Mesos Black Belt

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    Alrite goofs, whos good at puzzles. Trying to figure it out….
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    Update: he posted another cryptic message. Is it a 10day countdown?

     
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  2. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    Hopefully it has nothing to do with sports or anything else I like.
     
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  3. Mesos Black Belt

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    It says cupertino on the highway sign? Did he get hired by Apple loll? Or is he going there on vacation?
     
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    He is waving at people on road and singing his heart out while smelling gasoline
     
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    "Happy hand thoughts left time driving mic nose heart prayers"

    You're welcome
     
  6. gaffbyknees2 Brown Belt

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    Dana gave him the ban hammer
     
  7. SaigeVanZant Silver Belt

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    Hopefully somewhere we won't have to see him cry like a woman
     
  8. Orochimaru 大蛇丸 Red Belt Platinum Member

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    This is so Ariel

    Teasing where he's going like he's Lebron James when he went to South Beach lol
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  9. 25 characters Is a fucking moron.

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  10. Jose Beehive No.1 Soldier Of God Gif User

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    Thinking about having a happy wank in the car, but doesn't have enough time to clean the jizz off his nose.
    <Fedor23>
     
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    Where's the crying emoji
     
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    formula 1 reporter
     
  13. Bearknuckle Black Belt

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    He is saying “Joe Rogan is liteally 5’3”
     
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    Ariel is yesterday's news. Action Network? LOL, he's going to fade into irrelevancy really quick.
     
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  16. Johnnny Purple Belt

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    It probably just means he will announce his new job soon, possibly at midnight because today is last day of his contract at ESPN.
     
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    I came here to post ‘nobody nose what that means’


    But I think you nailed it!
     
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    He's playing the lead in "The Vagina Monologues." He'll be starring as Vagina.
     
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    Probably following jimmy Smith's footsteps and joining the wwe network he always loves to bring up the topic of wwe during podcasts too
     
  20. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    Oh Hell no
     
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