Help me write my black belt speech

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  1. SAMURAI SPIRIT

    SAMURAI SPIRIT Blue Belt

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    I am a blue belt but I am writing my back belt ceremony speech. This is just in case I show up one day and choke all the purples and the browns and my instructor decides to give me a black belt there and then I do not want to be in a situation where I go ..... Ummmm .....Ummmmmm ....Ummm

    So how should I start my speech? Any ideas?
     
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    When I got my brown I was asked to make a speech. Off the cuff I said, "Just keep showing up."

    Short and sweet is the way to go. imho
     
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    Yeah I didn't think this were a legit thread. A legit bb asking to be helped writing his grading speech? Lol.
     
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    You should probably just wait until you are a brown.
     
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    Talk about putting the carriage before the horse...
     
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    Black Belt speech: Samurai Sprit, circa 2025.


    Ladies, gentlemen and fellow rollers, I
     
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