Help me summarize GOT

[NHB7]

Ill start by using no more than three sentences to summarize a beginning part of the series. You say the next part in no more than three sentences. Until we are done. I suspect this will fall apart by page one, but for those who dare to try it, quote the person you are responding to so we can follow the chain of thought:

The Hand of The King (an important administrative role with exceptional influence), has died. It seems suspicious. But before the King Baratheon can spend time looking for answers, he must find a new man to be the Hand of the King.

 

[Matt4786]

Ned fucks his wife and then the maester walks in on them to give them the news.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Far to many characters lol

 

[TrippleOG]

nerd alert

 

[mushishi]

Lots of folk shags and fights and dies. Some come back to life. And there's dragons and zombies.

 

[ajwbjj87]

Fat King dies ,queens been fucking her brother , Sean bean finds out and dies , war death tits zombies

 

[mbinder]

Overrated and opportunistic program that cashes in on our obsession with sex and violence.

 

[John Wang]

Weiners

 

[bad seed]

 

[Primitivo]

 

[Michaelangelo]

a prince "kidnaps" a girl

girl's family and some fatass wants her back

They have a war and the prince and girl both die

The King is betrayed by his own bodyguard

fatass becomes king
his right hand man is murdered

The king is later drugged and dies from a hunting accident

before he dies he names his buddy Ned as temporary King

Ned realizes fatass' kids are actually bastards from his wife and her brother

Bastard kid takes the throne and dismisses Ned and sentences him to death

Ned's kids are...okay this is gonna take a long time

 

[ventrue]

I like the Sansa chick and the Daenerys dragonlady. Don't really care about all the other stuff. The midget is pretty funny. He is always drinking wine.

 

[NHB7]

@ventrue Yeah, whenever I watch Tyrion, I always get a big craving for a goblet of red wine. He never sips it either. He drinks it like he is drinking Gatorade or something.

 

[heavyarms21]

Winter , apparently it's coming

 

[Scerpi]

Don't get attached to any characters

 

[Pem123]

This.

 

[Pem123]

Don't get attached to any characters

also This.

 

[wlu29]

Varys doesn't want the throne though

 

[MusterX]

Ill start by using no more than three sentences to summarize a beginning part of the series. You say the next part in no more than three sentences. Until we are done. I suspect this will fall apart by page one, but for those who dare to try it, quote the person you are responding to so we can follow the chain of thought:

The Hand of The King (an important administrative role with exceptional influence), has died. It seems suspicious. But before the King Baratheon can spend time looking for answers, he must find a new man to be the Hand of the King.

7 words.

Lord of the Rings for grown ups.

 

[Orgasmo]

First Half: Bunch of noble families with overblown sense of entitlement fighting over who should sit on an uncomfortable chair while a horde of ice zombies are about to invade from the north.

Second Half: A guy that's been sitting at a giant ice wall running trivial errands suddenly becomes the protagonist of the entire story where he's gonna curb stomp the ice zombies and become king.