Help me out here Khabib "fans"

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  1. runnpray

    runnpray Full Kit Wanker

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    TL;DR Cliffs - you are a pathetic bandwagon Khabib fan only because you are a Conor hater.

    What make you a Khabib fan? Genuinely curious. In sports most people cheer for someone who is like them in some way, who is from their area, or jumps on the winning bandwagon for a really good team / person.
    Let's break these down...
    Someone who is "like" me - this could be same country (rabid brazil fans), same city (liverpool fans - you'll never walk alone) same background (grew up poor, overcame odds), same race (sad, but true. See racist Eurotrash soccer fans). I don't see many sherdoggers who can identify with Khabib in this fashion. He is muslim, anti-women, a RUSSIAN (aka the bad guys!!) national, speaks broken english, isn't especially witty or funny, doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs, listen to rap, etc. Besides being a manlet at 5'10" you probably have nothing in common with him.
    2. Bandwagon. People like to associate with winning teams as it makes them feel good to be on the winning side. Regardless if you stuck with that team or individual through thick and thin, if some team is winning you will see losers buy their hat, t-shirt, post about how much they wish to have the athletes balls on their chin, etc. I assume this is most butthole greaser Khabib fans. Khabib is UNDEFEATED and easy to nut swing for what you perceive to be the easy take down and lay and pray win.

    So... Why are YOU a Khabib fan?
     
  2. reddhelium

    reddhelium Black Belt

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    he breaks people and is one of (if not the) best lightweight on the planet.
     
  3. Unheralded Truth

    Unheralded Truth Green Belt

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    he breaks people and is one of (if not the) best lightweight on the planet.
     
  4. Rygu

    Rygu R.I.P. Obie Platinum Member

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    I'm not.
     
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    runnpray Full Kit Wanker

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    original, but in the bandwagon category.
     
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  6. Pakman

    Pakman Gold Belt

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    This. He's a ridiculously good fighter. Thats all there is to it for me. With that said, I'm a fan of Conor the fighter. He's not some scrub. He's one of the best fighters at 155 lbs n lower in the world.

    I'd rather root for Khabib though, I personally can't stand Conor's nonsense but at the end of the day, I don't give a fuck. None of them fuckers paying my bills.
     
  7. bad seed

    bad seed Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    was a fan ever since he did this to Trujillo a dozen times in one fight
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  8. cumafish

    cumafish Silver Belt

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    Not a fan of wrasslin', so I don't particularly like his fights.
    But on the other hand observing a Conor fangirl complete meltdown is a thing of beauty.
    So i'm kinda split on this fight.
     
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    I like him because he doesn't smoke, drink and listen shitty rap music and because I love grappling. Russians are the bad guys only if you are dumb enough to believe in everything you see on social media.
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    Ever watch him fight?
     
  11. runnpray

    runnpray Full Kit Wanker

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    Or shit like invading the Ukraine, but hey let's keep that talk to the War Room.
     
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    runnpray Full Kit Wanker

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    Yes, every one of his UFC fights. I find him boring AF. Cool hat and that's about it.
     
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    ssBaldy Russian belt

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    I trained sambo and Kebab does perfect sambo stuff, which is pleasant for me to watch.
     
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    Why i'm supposed to give fucks about his personality lol, he's a mma fighter who perform great in mma fights
     
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    dc007 mr. white belt

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    There are a lot of things that annoy me like the pull outs and missing weight but he's a very good grappler and can be fun to watch sometimes. I'd like to see him KO'd by Conor though.
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    The way he controls people and the speed in which he does so doesn't interest you? How about the MJ fight when he pinned MJ's arm and proceeded to just brutalize him from top? That shit freaked me out
     
  17. Khabib Fan

    Khabib Fan Physics is Religion

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    I became a fan before he joined the UFC. His throws, dominance and ability to turn any disadvantage around through transitions was amazing. He's still true to form.
     
  18. What an embarrassing post.
     
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  19. Khabib Fan

    Khabib Fan Physics is Religion

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    Sounds like you're describing psychiatric patients/Conor fans.
     
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    Socialhandgrenade Silver Belt

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    Fun aggressive grappler. If you don't like Khabib's style then you should watch boxing instead.
     
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