Heading Down to Adelitas in TJ Tomorrow Night

Anyone remember the Tijuana thread with the map of all the whorehouses? Good times.

Didn't even know Adelitas was still a thing since HK is supposedly way better.


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Had the link to that thread saved on my old pc for a while. Not sure if that thread got erased or archived, but I know what you're talking about.
 
Gearing up right now. Just waiting for traffic to die down a bit and then it's Adelita time! I'll give a full trip report whenever the hell I wake up tomorrow.
 
Pretty good. The girls at the club need a card showing that they've been tested recently.

so let's say i have something that they don't (can't) test for in standard std tests. that pretty much fucks it up for everyone, doesn't it? theoretically speaking...
 
so let's say i have something that they don't (can't) test for in standard std tests. that pretty much fucks it up for everyone, doesn't it? theoretically speaking...

You'll find bouncers always give you a big slap on the back when you walk in - that's to weed out you lepers bro
 
hahaha...I used to take this trip with my buds when I was a senior in HS and during the first year or so of college. I remember leaving Adelita Bar, walking down the street and having a bunch of the street girls hissing at us. One of my friends never failed taking one of the street girls up on her offer. It would suck waiting for him because we were still trashed and just wanted to head back for the border.
 
Anyone remember the Tijuana thread with the map of all the whorehouses? Good times.

Didn't even know Adelitas was still a thing since HK is supposedly way better.

Lmao. Yes! Teenager me rounded up a few of my friends and went using that map haha.
 
Pretty good. The girls at the club need a card showing that they've been tested recently.

Yeah but it's TJ, where you can get cops to leave you alone with a few bucks. Do you think they're really enforcing this testing?
 
so let's say i have something that they don't (can't) test for in standard std tests. that pretty much fucks it up for everyone, doesn't it? theoretically speaking...

There's no such STD you can't test for. Even chlamydia which can come up falsely negative on a screen and show now symptoms is treated for in conjunction with other causes of cervicitis (one dose of azithromycin +/- cef). The only STD that I would worry about would be Herpes which probably won't even pass unless there are active lesions in the genital area. HIV has such a low transmission rate female to male (vaginal) + condom that I'd say it would be virtually impossible to transmit especially if the viral load is <1000 per mL blood. There's also HPV which there is no actual screen for but smart people (like me) have gotten Guardasil, which is protective against the strains that cause cancer (penile, anal, eso****eal).
 
Yeah but it's TJ, where you can get cops to leave you alone with a few bucks. Do you think they're really enforcing this testing?

Most places that prostitution is decriminalized or legal has some sort of regulation. It wouldn't make any business sense to hire girls that have positive STD tests when you can hire girls that are clean. If you are hiring people that are sick, then customers just won't come back and they would probably prevent other people from coming back too.
 
I remember hearing a story about how comedian bobby lee went there and got robbed with a machete for trying to fuck an underaged girl
 
So, I'm back and it was a pretty good time. I left LA a little bit before 8. Traffic wasn't too bad since it was a weekend. I stopped by the 7/11 for a Big Gulp (Cherry Coke), cigs, and an extra lighter. Took me a little over 2 hours to get to the border. Parked my car on the U.S. side and took the turnstile gate straight into Mexico. I was then immediately bombarded by a bunch of taxi drivers and decided on the one that looked the least threatening, just in case I had to touch him with the jab if he pulled any funny stuff.

I told him to take me to Revolucion Street so I could do some quick pre-gaming. All of the "clubs" were blaring music that you could hear from the sidewalk, yet nobody was in any of the clubs. Decided on one that had a good bucket special of Dos Equis that only put me back about 15 bucks. As I started to feel a little buzzed, I went directely to the farmacia where I had to decide between cialis and viagra. I don't really need it, but I like to pop one when I know I'm about to get down.

I got another taxi and told him to take me to Adelitas. For some reason he said he wasn't allowed to drop me off there but could take me real close. I was skeptical, but didn't really care at that point. He literally dropped me off across the street from the spot, so it wasn't bad. I walked over and I could see a crowd of Mexican dudes outside surrounding the door. Made my way past them and entered the world famous Adelita Bar.

It was a little past 11 and I was told that the B-team just went home and it was the primo pieces on display. Now, I'm not that picky with girls, but a girl has to have nice feet especially if I'm about boink her. Let me be the first to tell you that Mexican girls have some ugly fucking talons. I finally spotted one with servicable toes, but she was being hawked by some Asian dude (most likely from SGV) that was trying to negotiate a price.

Even though I know what the going rate is in this place, I knew that she was the only one that would make this trip worth it so like the Prince Charming that I am, I grab a hundo courtesy of my step-dad and flash it right to her. She stiff arms the Asian dude and heads directly my way. She asks if I want to buy her a drink as she runs her hands through my Jew-Fro, but I refuse and tell her I just want to do the bizz.

We walk out the door and there's the group of Mexican dudes just looking at us. I overhear one of them say "pinche gringo", but I decide not to say anything back because I hear that TJ has produced some pretty good boxers. So you take a left when you walk out the door and the hotel is literally the next door over. I give the girl the money, which she then gives to the guy checking us in. She gets change back and the guy at the front desks hands her a bag filled with condoms, lube, soap, and a dental kit.

We enter a shitty as room that just has a bed and I make sure to scope out the bathroom and closet to make sure that there are no esses in there waiting to catch me with my pants down. I asked the girl how long I had and she assured me that I had 30 minutos. Without getting into all the detail, after 15 min some dude knocks on the door. I'm like "wtf, it's only been 15 minutes" and she's like hurry up and finish because it's almost time. I'm like no way, I just gave you a benjamin for 30 min. So I get back to what I'm doing and 2 minutes later somebody knocks again, but this time more aggressively. At this point I'm pissed and can't even finish. I take the rubber off, wash up real quick and got out of there.

Never been more disappointed in my life. As I'm walking out I head down one of the side streets to get a taxi back to the border and there are a bunch of street girls that keep tugging on my shirt. I find one that is do-able, but I only had 15 bucks left to spend. I told her and she says "no problemo". This was much better because I wasn't rushed and was a lot cheaper. Granted I may have an STD now, but I would say it was probably worth it.

I got back to the border without issue. I was seeing a lot of the brown guys get questioned pretty heavily, but I ambled right on through back to the good ol USA. I knew there would be another immigration checkpoint on the freeway and I saw a few youtube videos of guys that don't respond to the officers questions and just remain silent. Being an entitled young punk, I decide that this is a good idea. I put my iphone on video and once I get to the checkpoint the officer asked me where I was coming from. I look straight ahead and didn't say a word. To my surprised he just said "get the fuck out of here" and let me proceed. I promptly sparked a bowl and was on my way home.

Sorry if there are a lot of grammar errors, but I gotta catch my shift at Jamba Juice in a bit.
 
I have warrants or I would say pick me up. Don't know if I can get thru the border so easily... oh u already went nvm
 
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hahaa good read. Not a dam chance i would go to another country with some random dude. Would have to be a pack of like 3 or 4 friends just to be safe. Ive heard too many stories in TJ to feel comfortable. Also no way in hell would i even feel safe with a Condom, you could still get Genital wars and herpes through the bottom.
 
Good work TS.

I know a guy who was in a hotel in TJ with a whore. They fell asleep with some candles lit and it started a massive hotel fire. Burned one floor of the hotel completely. I think the cops found some drugs in their room too. He got charged with arson (and maybe something else) and has been in a TJ prison ever since. It's been at least six months and his family still can't get him out.
 
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