Head transplant surgery!

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  1. Sir Galahad

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    Finally Sarah Jessica Parker's life long dream comes to fruition.
     
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    Back in the 50s the soviets and some guys at Case Western in Ohio worked separately and did a head swap on dogs or chimps (the "body doner" was just decapitated and killed), or made 2 headed dogs that kept their independent personalities. Everything died sooner or later, I think the longest stayed alive for like a week.

    Also everything was paralyzed from the neck down since we don't know how to regrow nerves. So they took a healthy chimp, cut it's head off, and put it on a paralyzed body.
     
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    There are also pictures, which I'm not going to post because it probably breaks some rule. The various experiments are fascinating, I recommend finding a good article and reading up if you think so.
     
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    A week is quite impressive IMO, 60 years later i wonder what we could achieve
     
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    Pretty sure it's been posted here before bro

     
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    Can someone put Danas head on Brock's body...
     
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    Yes, but they'd both die within the week. Also dear lord that would be fucked up, to just wake up and find someone abducted you, cut your head off, paralyzed you, and stuck your consciousness on another body. Someone make this horror film now.
     
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    Depending on the head it could be simple.
     
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    They better hurry up and fucking do it then.
     
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    With siamese twins the organs cant support two heads . Its the twins that have mostly their own seperate organs which survived .

    I see that the Russian scientists tried to think ahead by placing a puppy or small breed dog onto the larger dog but that still didnt work .
     
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    The american project was shut down but russia is probably been at it all this time .
     
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    Reminds me of the old Russian science fiction novel Professor Dowell's Head.
     
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    The italian surgeon claims China has repaired severed spinal cords in mice and that he too has repaired a severed spinal cord in mice using chinas methods .

    The two head dog experiments were only capable of planting a live head onto another body with a live head . The monkey head transplant by the American surgeon was able to transplant a living head onto a body without a head but the host body became paralyzed because the damage caused to the spinal cord upon severing the head from the body .

    The next have been trying to repair severed spinal cords in animals other than mice until they can successfully achieve it in monkeys so that the host body would not be paralyzed . But you can see that this would mean incredible things for people with spinal injuries and not just head transplant patients .
     
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    Is it really a head transplant? Or is it really a body transplant? I will never know.

    That's one hot bitch
     
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    more like,

    conor's head on rondas body, ronda's head on lesners body, and then make soup with brock's head and feed to the conor and ronda hybrids.

    You can feed conor's body to dana's dogs.
     
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