You were excited as fuck when you wrote this. I can tell.
I'll give you guys cliff-notes:
TS lives in an apartment complex in Baltimore or something where there's a large mixed race (black mixed with black) beast that apparently yells at people because Oprah's retired or something.
The large She-Shaq was yelling at a tiny white girl for talking about one of her illegitimate pre-diabetic sons so she started doing what any grown woman would do: started telling the little kid off.
The kid's dad showed up and tried to regulate the situation because he's never been attacked by a hippopotamus with dreadlocks before, but the beast tried to take his daughter under the water to drown her for having better credit.
After taking repeated shots to the face, the man succumbed to TS's "Just bleed" shouts and threw, what I imagined to look like Mike Russo's hammer fist style punch, and leveled her.
The beast squealed and the TS ran into the leasing office to let them know her already late rent was going to be even more late. And then he came on Sherdog and posted it with shaky hyperventilating fingers.
The end.