I know a guy with a lazy eye, I'm never sure which eye to look at when we speak.
Look right between the eyebrows or at the bridge of the nose. That's what I do. Lazy eye folk always like me for it. No lie.
whatd i miss? i was taking a piss.
whatd i miss? i was taking a piss.
The toilet?
hey....... the brim of the toilet counts, ok? on is as good as in.
I like to piss outside.