Had a guy talk a ton of **** to my girl while I was buying drinks. I come walking up and see this all goin down, so naturally I walk up to the guy and ask him what the problem is.
He calls me a pussy and slaps me..
In reaction I grab him by the throat and toss him backwards off his barstool, a couple of beer glasses break and everyone starts watching.
He gets up and tries to "tackle" me, I'd say double leg but this shot was so poor I just can't call it that.
I sprawl him, get a standing guillotine and hold it for about 10 seconds. Bouncer comes over and asks me to let him go..
Dink. His head bounces off the floor and he is snoring super loud, the whole bar just explodes laughing and he wakes up to it REALLY confused and actually starts tearing up..
Fact is, a basic sprawl and a standing guillotine will stop a lot of untrained, out of shape drunks lol.