Have you ever seen a pimp twice?

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  1. 90 50

    90 50 Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I heard this the other day listening to a story being told,

    “You never see a pimp twice” , like a leprechaun, IF you manage to actually see one, turn your head and look back and they are gone.

    I’m talking real pimps, cane, jacket worn like a cape, with fur, big hat with a feather in it, you know a real PIMP.

    So I’m driving downtown, and I see this Honest to fucking god PIMP walking down the street, it was in the middle of the block with no where to go until the next street which was a bit ahead.

    Reach down and grab my camera, look back up and the mother fucker disappeared!!!!

    He was faking gone!!


    Have you ever seen a pimp twice?
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    Pimps tend to be pretty explosive to the degree that I'd say most are A-level athletes who'd take the UFC strap with ~8mos prep time
     
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    OMGstreetfight Fred Loya Insurance shill

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    Three pimps are a charm.
     
  4. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    Back in prison I saw a pimp every day. And if I didn't have his cigarettes ...
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Some of my regular costumers back in the day were pimps and pros
    One Pimp called Rolo, used to come in and ask for change for a 20 pretty much every day
    I used to act like I was low on change and tell him I’ll flip you for it, heads or tails, I’ll let you call it. If you win you get 20 singles, if not, you get 19.” By the 3rd or 4th time he would just come In and say
    “Alright n$%&a, let’s get this shit over with, tails” and then DAMN!” After he somehow lost seemingly every time
     
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    Real pimps don’t wear all that extravagant stuff nowadays.

    I have met pimps and they are typical drug dealing gangsters who beat the shit out of women and force young girls into prostitution.

    My friend took me into a shady bar one time and there was a tattooed Chinese guy who walked in dragging an Asian girl by the arm. He was drunk and asked everyone in the bar who wants to Fuck her for $120.00. She looked terrified.

    I wasn’t trying to interfere because it probably would have caused her more trouble in the long run.

    Also I’m a coward and he probably carries a gun.
     
  10. 90 50

    90 50 Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Those aren’t real pimps, those are pretenders.

    I’m talking about real legendary pimps, with the whole get up, those are the ones with mystical powers like leprechaun have
     
  11. FightGuyOpenMind

    FightGuyOpenMind Purple Belt

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    Haha. If I do a double take in a mirror then yeah.

    Seriously, I've seen guys who fit the pimp description downtown at casinos. I guess that kind of environment would welcome it though.
     
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    Still see these dudes all the time in Vegas.

    Grew up down the way from a guy who looked like a big Colonel Sanders. Known to knock them about. Drove an Impala SS!
     
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    When I worked as a cashier at one of my very first jobs, I saw one. He stood there and talked to me for about 10-15 minutes. 99% of his story was about how he has 2 pure breed, solid white horses. Guy just went on and on about those horses. Like in the PIMP world, I guess owning solid white majestic horses signifies that you have really made it. To the point that you are the PIMP daddy pimp.
     
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    I saw a guy walk into the casino with two girls with him, one on each side. I don't think in the history of my human observation have I seen someone with their chin more perked out to the world. He just stood there at the entrance.

    It was like he was waiting for someone to announce his presence. Then the way he walked around, my gosh. I was looking around to see if I was on one of those hidden camera shows. They do still exist I guess. Lol Colonel Sanders? haha..... that's classic. People are entertaining. smh wow.
     
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    Purse first, ass last.
    Them hoes shouldn't have been out of pocket, mang.
     
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    Job Interview Guilty of being white

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    Word. They're running an illegal operation, they ain't trying to get too much attention. I mean, I'm sure there are always some idiot that's an exception to the rule.
     
  19. Hans Gercmiov

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    I saw an old white dude straight pimped the fuck out, the hat, the coat, everything with 3 or 4 bad ass young chicks with him at a UFC last year.
     
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    Only the one on the local news where he got out of jail and acted like he was some born again dude counseling young dumb troublemakers but he was busted for being a pimp and even his wife was a ho even though she was in the military. There was even Facebook video of them in the tub bragging about the wife's ho asking price.
     

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