Have you ever gotten in a fight at a bar/club?

Bar fights annoy me, but I spent five years in a light Infantry unit, so I've been in or around a few. The vast majority are nothing to talk about, though, just the usual "drunk friend swings at another drunk friend, we pile in to grapple them and drag them apart"

Got into a brawl on behalf of a handful of 82nd Airborne yanks who were on courses up here with my unit. Tossing fat-fuck arty and tanker *********s off of our Yankee Grunt Brothers in the mess. Good times.

Rushed into a pizza place where a buddy of mine was getting jumped by a bunch of local-yokels. We swarmed the kids and I launched one guy back into a display case.

There's a few more, all equally gay.

Come to think of it, nearly every altercation I've been in was solved by grappling/throwing someone at the scenery. Maybe that's what led me to Judo.
 
The last fight I was in was about 20 years ago at a club. I was drunk as a football bat and some dude got pissed at me for something on the dance floor. I guess he wasn't a fan of my moves, I dunno. Anywho, he punches me square between the eyes, I didn't even attempt to elude it. I leaned into the punch and we locked up. Before ya know it, the bouncers snatched us up and threw us out. Unfortunately, my car was on the side of the building, just beyond the dude and his buddies. So, I proceed to mosey over and the next thing I know I'm on my back with him on top if me whilst taking multiple kicks to the head. He was talking a lot but all I remember is laughing while burying my face in his chest. After that things are blurry, but it was broken up and I made it home. Still have a scar between my eyes from dudes ring.
 
a few, but that came from working a door for a few years.


once when I was out at a local bar in the town I worked at, I got hit in the jaw with a glass ketchup bottle (it was a sportsbar like Hooters or Buffalo WW) because some guy was trying to hit a woman who was near me... lol. who says chivalry is dead?
 
I've broken up a few at the last bar I worked in. It's always the girls starting the fights and getting their boyfriends beat up.
 
I bounced at a strip club in West Virgina right next to a jail, seen and been in my fair share...
 
too many to mention, mostly due to rugby team antics.

Two were actually kind of funny, while living in Daytona we all went to Hooters after rugby practice. Most of us were at a sitting at a couple tables inside and a couple guys were there with their girlfriends so they were off on their own at the outside patio. So six guys go up to them and start giving them shit, hitting on the girls and pushing the two guys finally one took a swing at one of our guys a prop who does a double leg on one of the guys the other five try to jump him I ran out and grabbed a guy by the collar and punched him in the face three times and he just dropped on the floor. Another guy punched me in the side of the head but got tackled right after by a couple guys. After that I just stood there watching. Things basically broke down to all six guys getting beaten. The funny part of the story was the guy taking the worst beating was getting beaten up by the prop's girlfriend. When the rest of us ran out there he tried to hide behind her and she kicked him in the nuts and started punched until he fell down and she kept kicking him in the teeth. The rest of us stopped after they dropped, she just kept going.

Second time playing in South Florida we were in a bar after a game with both teams at the bar and after two kegs of beer started having a spit ball fight with straws. A couple of guys came over telling us to stop the spit ball fight or they were kicking all our asses. This was two guys with two friends at a table, somehow they missed the point that there were two teams basically 30 to 40 people not including girlfriends/wives. That ended very fast, mostly the guys getting tackled and "escorted" out of the bar.
 
i got into a fight when i was trying to break one up lol. i shouldn't have tried to break it up, but these two drunk dudes started going at it right next to me and the people i was with. i guess it really wasn't a fight, but i got an elbow to the side of my face as one of the dudes backed up.

but i've never initiated a fight.

Trying to break up a fight is one of the stupidest things you can do.
 
Been in a couple but was never really directly involved nor was I the one who instigated.

One time at a club, I walk into the washroom only to find my buddy getting RNC and surrounded by 5 others cheering on. I tried to be slick by pretending I was some guy just trying to break it up but someone recognized me as an associate. The moment that happened I threw a couple of shots but was rushed by the group. Luckily, security came and broke shit up. I definitely would've gotten fucked up had security not been there.

I have a few more but like others have said, these stories are nothing to be proud of. One of them landed me a night in jail.
 
I don't normally get into confrontations at bars. And when things get toward that I don't have any problem bringing things back down or walking away.
 
in a bar or club? twice

1) was at a college night near uci, was with 2 guys and 4 girls. this huge 6'3+ hulkmode korean guy kept grabbing at one of the girls that was with us, even though she kept saying no. i told him to stop and he kept doing it, i smacked his arm away. he got in my face and started saying he was going to beat me to death etc. as i'm only 5'10 180ish.

he started pulling off his shirt, i guess to beat me up, but it got stuck over his head, revealing ridiculous beastmode muscle underneath. i didnt hesitate and started punching the shit out of his head, while his arms and face were tangled in his shirt and he couldnt get free or see anything. after like 8 full power punches he fell back and then security jumped all over us

many acquaintances saw us getting carried outside, me with no injuries, and his face really busted up, but shirtless and brock-looking. everyone assumed i pulled some bruce lee shit and beat him in a fair fight. i still to this day refuse to answer and ruin the illusion

2) one of my friends got singled out by a bunch of frat douches. my friend is 5'9 and 120 max, skinny as fuck vietnamese guy. so they thought he was an easy target, they didnt realize he was in a viet gang. so me and his gang, maybe 20 of us went to war with the 10-15 frat guys. it was a mess, people punching people while being punched by someone else. we beat the shit out of them, most of my group got arrested, but because im not asian, they didnt figure i was with them and nothing happened to me.
 
too many to mention, mostly due to rugby team antics.

This reminds me of a great story. A guy I knew back in high school was at a bar with two of his friends. The three of them were picking on these two guys and ended up getting in a fight with them.

They hear yelling across the street and see this bus with like 20 dudes running off it. The two guys they were beating up were the first two guys off their lacrosse teams' bus. They were scouting the bar for talent while their buddies drank on the bus.

Guy I knew got his jaw broken and had to have it wired shut. One of the other guys got fucked up too, but the other guy with them, who was kind of a socially awkward weirdo, apparently got punched about 100 times by the whole team and just walked it off.
 
I've met James Butler and hung out with him a few times.
He's from the same projects as a few of my good friends.
Good dude but he's sick in the head and mental.

Good dude?

He bludgeoned Sam Kellermann to death with a hammer and then set his body and the apartment on fire in an attempt to cover his tracks.

That's in addition to nailing an unsuspecting Richard Grant in the face after the fight, which left Grant with a dislocated jaw, lacerated tongue, and a severe concussion.
 
Good dude?

He bludgeoned Sam Kellermann to death with a hammer and then set his body and the apartment on fire in an attempt to cover his tracks.

That's in addition to nailing an unsuspecting Richard Grant in the face after the fight, which left Grant with a dislocated jaw, lacerated tongue, and a severe concussion.

Like he said, he's a good dude.
 
Not really. I've been in one altercation but it was outside a bar after being kicked out. Some dude cheap shotted me and broke my glasses. I just hit him back once and then bailed. He put a good one on my chin though. I could barely eat the next few days.
 
Good dude?

He bludgeoned Sam Kellermann to death with a hammer and then set his body and the apartment on fire in an attempt to cover his tracks.

That's in addition to nailing an unsuspecting Richard Grant in the face after the fight, which left Grant with a dislocated jaw, lacerated tongue, and a severe concussion.

In Butler's defence Grant dyes his hair and Sam is no Max.
 
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