Has Anyone Tried Befriending A Gay Male To Get In With Hot Female Friends

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  1. DoUEvenLiftBro

    DoUEvenLiftBro Brown Belt

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    Was debating this strategy myself. Ever notice how gay guys hang out with really hot girls? I don't know why, but a lot of them do. If you befriend a gay guy with connections, doesn't that get you the sensitivity card? Discuss
     
  2. GordoBarraBJJ

    GordoBarraBJJ Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I've only noticed it on tv.
     
  3. CI

    CI Orange Belt

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    looks like ur gay bro.

    man up and just talk to the girls directly.
     
  4. The Taxman

    The Taxman Askren P4P #1

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    You haven't considered the possibility they might think you're gay?
     
  5. The Taxman

    The Taxman Askren P4P #1

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    Lol
     
  6. GordoBarraBJJ

    GordoBarraBJJ Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    so you're trying to say that he should talk to the girls to get the guy?
     
  7. HIMBOB

    HIMBOB Steel Belt

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    Kind of and I slept with three of them.

    But I didn't become friends with him because of that, we became friends because he was a funny motherfucker.
     
  8. iwhoopedbatman

    iwhoopedbatman Fox Hunter Extraordinaire

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    Well, I'm friends with my fiance's gay friends, but that wasn't a strategy. I just met them after we started dating and they are good people.

    I have a couple other gay friends, but I don't think I ever got any pussy for it, but maybe it helped at some point and I just didn't realize.
     
  9. LordBloodraven

    LordBloodraven Green Belt

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    Corrected for you.
     
  10. Bukowski82

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    One of my best friends is gay and he may be the best wingman in the entire world...
     
  11. Wrath621

    Wrath621 Account Retired

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    I once somewhat befriended a bull dyke so I could turn her hot girlfriend.
     
  12. Kevin Rudd

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    How desperate can people be? Seriously this must be the last resort of strategies to try and pick up.
     
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    PivotalDisorder Banned Banned

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    and when you failed, you turned the bull dyke instead :D
     
  14. Benoco

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    I don't come across too many non-camp gay guys with hot female friends.
     
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    That'd be a dangerous game with the way I drink.
     
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    sounds like a beta move.

    Are you a beta bro?
     
  18. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    If you got to suck some dick to get some pussy...good luck.
     
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    I don't see this ending well. Will check back in a couple of days to see the status of the TS.
     
  20. LatFlare

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    It may seem like a good strategy from afar but its a trap.

    Even though gay guys are hanging around with hot girls, those girls are hanging around with gay guys far a reason such as: she doesn't want to get hit on all night; she likes dancing and not having guys sleaze on her; she likes sitting up all night after dumping a couple of eccies and talking but not having sex; she thinks gay guys are cute.

    So, if you want to dance all night with her and then say goodbye at 6am with a raging boner and not get laid then by all means, go for it, but if you actually want to bang some hot girls you're better off finding some that like the company of straight men. It's hard to believe, i know, but such women exist.
     

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