Has anyone talked s#!+ or given negative criticism to a fighter face-to-face? How did it go?

The bottom line is that you'd have to be a low life POS to talk shit to a professional fighter you very well know can beat the ever loving fuck out of you.

This is a universal rule all "men" are aware of.
 
I was at the weigh in for Lawler/Hendricks in Dallas. I left b 4 Nick showed up talking shit to Johnny. I saw the video and he was right by where I was. If I would have stayed I would have bowed up on that motherfucker.



No I wouldn't have.


Are you fuckin retarded TS?
 
Walked right up to Anthony Smith and, in a run-on sentence, said, " You'r e a E-level athlete MMA is full of nonathletic bums Lebron James would kill you without training one day I hate your bald head Brock Lesnar is dick-chested NFL rules you only fight old bum cans and will be exposed and an MMA fighter's prime doesn't exist."

Then kicked him right in the fucking shin while maintaining eye contact. He didn't do SHIT.
 
Gina Carano is in a lineup at subway in front of me so I smacks her on her tush and I says "make me a sammich dammit"

She obliged by whipping up a double meat coldcut combo toasted on Italian herb with lettuce, banana peppers, cucumber and light mayo.

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So it was high noon in 2003, only a couple weeks after the fight. I'm at the airport and I'm pissed off because I actually have to fly to sign the papers to accept my multimillion dollar inheritance. Who do I run into? The Cyborgs. Both Evangelista and the chris cyborg. I don't like to go anywhere or do anything for nothing, but this one really irked me. I told Evangelista that he's a pussy. He says, "why you say that," as Chris starts to lose her shit. I told him I say that because he let that bitch ass brazilian Mauricio Rua panic wrestle and fuck him up. I could tell back then that Rua was never gonna be top shelf shit, so how could I let a couple that are less than that disrespect me? Chris runs in and I slap the shit out of her. Evangelista points at me and starts to say something as I touch him with the jab. His lifeless body flops to the floor. I'm legit afraid I killed a person as Chris shoots for a double leg. Being awe struck while in the midst of stuffing the take down, I finish my beer and cast my hands under her belly towards her knees to make sure I don't take any to the head (gotta be present to accept my mils unfortunately). That's when the situation changed entirely. I was grasping for literally anything to hold on to. I would guesstimate what my hands caught was 11 to 13 inches. It was huge, bigger than I'd seen and I've seen more than my fair share of porno flicks. My right hand left the member quick, as my left hand found the testes and began giving them a quick series of reverse hammerfists. The way she groaned still haunts me. It sounds just like the butcher from Diablo 1 when you hit him. My blows seemed to stagger the old girl, guy, goat.. whatever you call her for long enough for me to run off and find a purina dispenser. The emotional trama is still there, and I don't know how Joe knows, but Rogan definitely knows as well as I do that shes a man.

Ps: my jab I'm pretty sure is what gave the hairline fractures to Evangelista's skull that made it crack from Daily's knee.
 
Today, all day.

Then, then I was actively training and had some amature kickboxing , Thai boxing and mma fights.

I wouldn’t have been a fish out of water.
You'd prob have even a better shot today with that glass chin lol..should give it a shot...and record it, ok?
LOL sorry couldn't resist.
 
You'd prob have even a better shot today with that glass chin lol..should give it a shot...and record it, ok?
LOL sorry couldn't resist.

I’d get fucked up like A Diaz checkbook today







But since this is the dog, I should say I’d touch him with teh jab and fill the room with uppercuts.

And then bang my Boise dime

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I gave UberTS a look he didn't like.

I'm now a quadraplegic writing this with my tongue.
 
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