So it was high noon in 2003, only a couple weeks after the fight. I'm at the airport and I'm pissed off because I actually have to fly to sign the papers to accept my multimillion dollar inheritance. Who do I run into? The Cyborgs. Both Evangelista and the chris cyborg. I don't like to go anywhere or do anything for nothing, but this one really irked me. I told Evangelista that he's a pussy. He says, "why you say that," as Chris starts to lose her shit. I told him I say that because he let that bitch ass brazilian Mauricio Rua panic wrestle and fuck him up. I could tell back then that Rua was never gonna be top shelf shit, so how could I let a couple that are less than that disrespect me? Chris runs in and I slap the shit out of her. Evangelista points at me and starts to say something as I touch him with the jab. His lifeless body flops to the floor. I'm legit afraid I killed a person as Chris shoots for a double leg. Being awe struck while in the midst of stuffing the take down, I finish my beer and cast my hands under her belly towards her knees to make sure I don't take any to the head (gotta be present to accept my mils unfortunately). That's when the situation changed entirely. I was grasping for literally anything to hold on to. I would guesstimate what my hands caught was 11 to 13 inches. It was huge, bigger than I'd seen and I've seen more than my fair share of porno flicks. My right hand left the member quick, as my left hand found the testes and began giving them a quick series of reverse hammerfists. The way she groaned still haunts me. It sounds just like the butcher from Diablo 1 when you hit him. My blows seemed to stagger the old girl, guy, goat.. whatever you call her for long enough for me to run off and find a purina dispenser. The emotional trama is still there, and I don't know how Joe knows, but Rogan definitely knows as well as I do that shes a man.
Ps: my jab I'm pretty sure is what gave the hairline fractures to Evangelista's skull that made it crack from Daily's knee.