Hard to get someone to rehab!

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  1. Justinquesadila

    Justinquesadila Orange Belt

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    Give Dana some credit for getting Jones into rehab. Guy orders a test for Jones that he is not supposed to have, then when he pops he "advised him to go into rehab to save some face". If you have ever tried you know how hard it is.

    I never got the chance to make millions of dollars off them right before they went in though!
     
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    You're high right now aren't you brah?
     
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    Da Speeit CANCEROUS POSTER Platinum Member

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    "dude, after you fight for the title and make millions of dollars, why don't you go to a rehab spa and relax for a while to make yourself look responsible so we can do damage control and mitigate some of the shit coming our way"
     
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    Can someone translate this to English
     
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    It is for real addicts. I doubt Jones is a legit cocaine addict. He's just a guy that likes cocaine
     
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    Often it is hard to get an addict who really needs it to go to rehab.

    Its not hard to get a celeb to go to a spa for a few weeks after a hard training camp to help his image.

    :cool:

    I also like how people feel bad for Jones because he wasn't supposed to be tested for Cocaine and still got caught. Damn tests! Am I right? Its the test's fault!
     
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    I don't know if TS is a schill or if he is painfully naive.
     
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    Fixed, but... ^^ THIS.
     
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    Had to look up what as schill is! Well played on the vocab.

    Apparently I am not good at hating on Dana! Next time I'll just say he is an aweful person for using his fighters for money and then making them look bad by forcing them into rehab so he can make more money on their come back!

    That has already been said in different ways so I thought I would be creative. Guess I should go back to just blurting out insults like most!

    No I'll just keep being weird instead! Suits me better!
     
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    Like you have a choice :redface:
     

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