Gywneth Paltrow is selling fish scented candles

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  1. Shinigami Blue Belt

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    Really, a fish scented candle? Do people really want to stink up their place with that???
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    Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

    Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.



    Edit: The candles also smell like 12 year old Brad Pitt's sock
     
  2. Chesten_Hesten Sling'n Lead & Slapp'n Pussies, Ya Dig?

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    How is she scenting them?
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  3. K-Bag Let's go Brandon.

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    This, we need to know!!
     
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    What a dumb bitch
     
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  9. Peteyandjia Fallalo Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    Gwyneth is my homegirl, so I’ll allow it.

    Also, might be fun to bust one of these out & light it up in the living room while screening an ocean-themed movie, like The Lighthouse, Dead Calm, The Abyss, etc.


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    Like my grandpa used to say: what a cunt
     
  11. Damien Karras Mirabile dictu, don't you agree?

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    Legit question: has she been analyzed by a psychiatrist yet?
     
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    Better question: How can you be straight and not like the smell of your gals vagina?

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  13. ClubFoot Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. Platinum Member

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    Are we talking freshly washed vajayjay, or three week unwashed vajayjay?
     
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    God, how is she not raked over the coals for all that bullshit snake oil goop is selling?
     
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    in a process known as spinning

    she is a babe in seven

    she has a company called GOOP so yeah
     
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  18. Shinigami Blue Belt

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    if it smells like fish have another dish
    if it tastes like chicken keep on licking
    if it smells like perfume leave the room
    if it smells like cologne leave it alone

    she does her kegels with them
     
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    Unattractive, awful actor, yawn
     
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