I have one story about being in the gym.
Now, I'm no Steve Reeves, but I like to keep in shape, anyway after my Pilates class I still had some energy, so I decided to do a little arm workout, I look around the gym LOTS OF PEOPLE, LOTS OF UNUSED FREE WEIGHTS, for the sake of vanity I got found myself a barbell.
I put on a few plates and was just minding my business in the squat rack doing my curls when a rather large man approached me during a rest and said
"you don't have to do that in the squat rack"
I replied
"oh, really, you think my biceps look THAT good?!?, well then I shall do some deadlifts here instead"
the large man scowled, frowned and then looked puzzled and asked
"Do you understand what I'm saying?"
to which I replied
"sir, you are beginning to become tiresome, allow me to workout in peace like a good chap"
The large man, shrugged and walked away.