Guys, do u always make girls cum/ have orgasms everytime u have sex?

That's what pm is for. If you lose your masculine pride jake, at least don't do it publicly HAHAHAHA
 
Do not expect me to prostrate myself before you in public Arju...

Don't make me change your name.... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

- The Jake
 
Oh fine be like that then lol. I'll let you e-mail me then. And don't you dare touch my name. :p
 
Hey i didn't know you wanted to change your name, FTYD. I'm sure Jake won't have a prob with that. lol;) :p
 
It was only a question of time before some guy started a thread on how to increase his staying power....

I could rattle of a list of supplements and medication (being the old Training mod I know more than a few tricks for elevating testosterone levels hehehe). Tribulus Terrestris, Yohimbe, Ginko Biloba, Viagra, DHEA/Andro, all these could be used to increase your libido.

If you're really worried about your staying power, fucken spank the monkey before you go out! Think of something - list of things you have to do, your new training program, chess, count sheep, whatever. Just don't think about busting your goddamn nut and don't look down at the hot chick you're boning and admire the beauty!! The second you do that it's all over!!!

I can't count the number of times I was boning a girl and was going hell for leather thinking about anything except this bird. I then take one look at that sweet ass and then off I go like a fucking shotgun. It happens. And don't let any guy here tell you otherwise. Contrary to what everyone puts out, not everyone here is going to be a goddamn marathon runner in bed.

Keep switching to man... go down on her, get her to go down on you. Mix it up! If she makes you bust a nut when she's going down on you - who cares?? You go down on her, get your wood back and you dash back into the fray! No big deal.

Just don't focus on stabbing the girl with your Jedi meat saber (thanks to Ranger FTL for that one). That is not what it's all about. This is why foreplay is goddamn good (for both parties) and important. Not only is it more pleasurable but it will enhance your overall performance. If you make the foreplay count and you make it last, then goddamn it, half the time chicks won't care if they're only getting 10min worth of meat pounding.

In my experience sometimes I will do something for my partner just for the sake of getting them off and putting a smile on their dial. Sometimes I'll get the same back. The door swings both ways and it all balances out in the end. At least in a relationship sense. If it's a one night stand or casual thing, then you better make her cum coz chances are you won't get another shot!

Fuck me -
just realised how long this post is and whilst I don't want to come off like some Obi-Wan Kenobi Jedi Master (coz I'm not really) but it comes up to thinking man. You gotta think outside your box. Use some ingenuity.

If you are that strapped and desperate for ideas, watch a couple of pornos and watch what the guys do. You wouldn't be the first guy to get sex ed from pornos nor would you be the last.

- The Jake
 
FTYD, I know ya wanna hear ANY stories about sweaty guys, you little closet flamer. And wasn't it YOUR pictures that nobody wanted to see?

=)

^ That conveys my meaning just fine, I think.
 
I try to think about richard simmons when i'm about to cum too early.. it always worked.. thinking of oprah made me cum quicker than takada's lightening tap.. :eek:
 
Damn dude you just ain't givin up :rolleyes:

I don't know what pics are you talking about though. But I'm sure romos like you would LOVE to see me naked. Your attraction to half naked avatars isn't reason enough to terrorize the whole board with your :eek::eek::eek:gy image :D :p
 
I try to think about richard simmons when i'm about to cum too early.. it always worked.. thinking of oprah made me cum quicker than takada's lightening tap..
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*big grin*

This is the funniest thing I've read in this thread! God, the things you guys worry about...:rolleyes:
 
*I* just wont quit? This coming from a guy who chose his name with all the noms de guerre of a cheesy Bond villian. As far as spreading my picture around the Forum goes, the bird is just for people like you, FTYD. That's the only reason it's there...so that every time you log on and read a lil somefin' somefin'..I'm letting you know how I feel about you. =)

I appreciate the way you feel like in order to make your presence felt, you must pick a fight with everyone that crosses your path. You seem to think that internet shit-talking is the closest thing you can get to wearing a 'brazilian killa' shirt in front of thirty thousands fans. Well, I gotta be honest with you. It comes off as blatant self-promotion with more desperate chest pounding going on than a twenty four hour "ER" marathon. If you think you have some face to gain, or something to prove by starting shit with me...you're very wrong, so fuck off. =P
 
Originally posted by Lady N


*big grin*

This is the funniest thing I've read in this thread! God, the things you guys worry about...:rolleyes:
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You saying we shouldn't be concerned about pleasing a woman?

- The Jake
 
Good point but I think you're more concerned about pleasing your ego. Being a 'stud' in bed makes you feel more masculine somehow. A woman can hurt a man's pride the most by saying something about him being a sexual failure.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shiiiieeeeet that post was the funniest shit I've read since my comeback HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA man you need to loosen those tight shirts and adjust to this forum's spirit. If you had known me from the old board you would knew where I'm coming from. Just ask around.. ;)

Btw, where did you stick your bird before you showed it to the webcam? :D :D
 
Nowhere, actually..but I'm sure it's just a matter of time before you try to liquor me up and try to get me to stick it someplace uncomfortable in your anatomy. hehe
 
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