Guys, do u always make girls cum/ have orgasms everytime u have sex?

The barking dog...The Donkey Punch...

Won't find those babies in your Kama Sutra!!
 
lmao..what the fuck..i want to give her an orgasm not torture her!
 
grifter your a genius...torture? get some bondage equipment, she'll get off on that for sure
 
stop by your local adult book store and get an eroscilator. its a vibrating cockring. that oughta do it. if not be glad for 1 outa 5.
ive read that 20% of females dont have an orgasm thier entire life. never met 1 tho (wink)
 
mifune avatar = genius

donkey punch = likewise
 
I always make it a point to get a girl off. Try just thinking about something else, don't think about getting your penis potion all over the palce, try to keep calm and not get too excited. Of course this always doesn't work, but hey, that's what we have tounges for :D
 
I always prefer the "Rodeo"

whilst going for it doggy style with your partner call her loudly a "Stupid Fat Whore!" and see how long you can stay on for.
 
How else is one supposed to know when to quit fuckin?
 
your not alone grifter but i've got three little $hits always knocking at the door. oh well i get mine 5-5 she gets 3-5. toys do help when get things going as well as the corn hole.:D
 
More foreplay helps a lot, plus even though she's on the pill look into using condoms. They'll make ya last longer. By sheer fluke I picked up some condoms that actually had a numbing agent in them from Trojan. Only reason I'm using the dam things, is because we just had our second(and last) child, and I don't want anymore kids, so we're using them until I get snipped. Well, let me tell you....lol. After an hour of pumping like it's a fuckin porn(and the wife moaning like she's in one too) I finally blew my load. Only afterwards when I pulled the rubber off, did I realize I couldn't really feel my dick. Grab yourself a pack of those, and you'll probably do better.

As for the question you asked, I've made every woman I've slept with have an orgasm, but not all of them were straight vaginal pumping orgasms. One chick needed it in the ass for it. One seemed to need double penetration for it. But my wife, well, all she needs is about 5 minutes on my dick, and then she's done.:D How she can get off so fast, I have no idea, but she does. Every other chick took at least 30 minutes of anything.
 
hmm maybe ill try that condom numbing shit..so i'll know i can last longer it will help me mentally too.
 
Not every time, but I'd say at least 70% judging from the vagina contractions, amount of fluid, and length of scratches on the back.
 
Originally posted by Grifter
hmm maybe ill try that condom numbing shit..so i'll know i can last longer it will help me mentally too.

They're Trojan Extended Pleasure. I picked them up by accident, and after the first few times wearing them, the wife is now complaining I take too long...bwahahahaha....just make sure you put one on, play around for about 5 minutes, then go to it. Let the shit in the condom do it's thing before you go tapping her twat.
 
Grifter, it is good you are looking to improve, but don't feel bad mate, a good friend of mine use to have an average sex time of less than 1 minute, I shit you not.
He once pulled a chick, put in weeks of spadework and bought her drinks, dinner the whole nine yards. Anyway, time comes to 'close the deal' and he lasted 27 seconds (yes we timed him) then rolled off of her said "fuck me that was allright", and fell asleep! I saw this with my own eyes (me and his sister were hiding at the door pissing ourselves) and wouldn't have believed anyone could be that bad, so you have no concerns!
 
lmao..yea i used to last like about 2 minutes when i lost my virginity.
 
Finally a female opinion on this thread!

Tell us more LSG....
 
Listen to LSG, she is qualified in this! Not like ther rest of us who just bash and barge our way around!!
 
You guys are funny, I heard the donkey punch before, but have you guys heard of "the Illusion"?

Same scenario as the donkey punch, but right when your about to spew, you pull out and spit on her back, in effect making her think you came, when she turns around you blow your load on the face. I heard about this the same time as the donkey punch, and both made me laff my ass off
 
Hahahaha, LSG: "This is a good way to get slapped.... And that Donkey Punch thing scared the shit out of me....some of you guys are freaks!:( "

My God that's priceless! I haven't laughed this hard in a while, hahaha!
 
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