Guy brings his realdoll girlflriend to Walmart

Weird? yes. Weird for Walmart? not really.
It has clothes on. Let the man let his freak flag fly.
 
that guy looks like Jabba the Hut or whatever the fuck from the neck up with hair & glasses.
 
The kid in the background is trying to figure out what aisle they have them in and if he can talk his mom into getting him one.

No. The kid in the background is contemplating a dollnapping.

And he's got the trifecta. The element of surprise, clear aisle and a path to the exit, and an old wheel-chair bound victim who he should easily outrun even though he is a little pudgy himself.

And honestly, what is that old perv gonna do? Call the cops and say some kid stole his childlike sex doll that he took with him to Walmart?

It's perfect. That kids treehouse will be the social center of the universe for the next few years if he pulls it off.
 
Guy needs to stop fucking around with real dolls and make a new Half Life
 
That poor kid.

Gonna be banging women in his 20's with a doll watching or some crap.
 
Guy needs to stop fucking around with real dolls and make a new Half Life

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Lmao God damn

He looks EXACTLY like I imagined when I read the thread title
 
That dudes ridin’ dirty
 
I don’t know how people in Walmart could resist whipping it out and fucking his doll right then and there
 
That guy is such a pathetic fool.












I mean seriously, who buys a sex doll with a closed mouth?
 
This guy should have his ass kicked for having a doll that looks like a little girl dressed like a hooker. The kid is trying to figure out why the doll is “leaking”.
 
He shoulda spent a little more money and gotten the higher tier model

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Is this more or less pathetic than the four dudes with the one fat ugly chick? We may need a poll....
 
I'm just more concerned that the doll clearly looks like a child.

As a preventative measure, he should be banned from being within 25m of anyone under the age of 18.

P.S: If you want to watch a pretty good movie about a guy and a sex doll, you should watch Lars and the Real Girl
P.S #2: It is not a porno
 
Is this more or less pathetic than the four dudes with the one fat ugly chick? We may need a poll....

I would say this is less. This dude is older and wheel chair bound, and that doll is more fuckable than that ugly ass whale, and doesn't have other dudes sperm in her.
 
I'm just more concerned that the doll clearly looks like a child.

As a preventative measure, he should be banned from being within 25m of anyone under the age of 18.

P.S: If you want to watch a pretty good movie about a guy and a sex doll, you should watch Lars and the Real Girl
P.S #2: It is not a porno

It only looks like a child because it's small. Look at those tits. These dolls vary widely on cost, the cheaper ones have less material.

I'm fucking pissed that I'm pushing 40 years old and I'll die of old age before we see what these things look and move like at their peak. I bet in a hundred years, no human female would be able to compete with any of these things.
 
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