No Spoilers Guess Bonnie Blue's Age!

[Brom Bones]

So this walking STD got arrested or something yesterday. Who knows, if you want info on that, harness the power of the interwebz. It got me thinking. How old is this sloot? By looks, I'd say 32-36, but I know this is not right and she's younger, maybe MUCH younger.

Banging guy after guy will age you in dog years. As does plastic surgery. Logically, I'd probably guess 28, but concede she might be a lot younger than that. My official guess is 28.

Spoiler: Her actual age:

26! And she just had a birthday - May 14th. She's gonna be "Real Housewives" ready in a few years. Just kidding. She already is.

 

[Pittie Petey]

You giving off angry incel vibes right now, bro

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

You giving off angry incel vibes right now, bro

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

She's probably in her early 20s, but she's taken 350 years worth of dicks

 

[Brom Bones]

You giving off angry incel vibes right now, bro

What? Me?



Take a guess or GTFO!

Spoiler

I'm the "Supreme Gentleman," so fook off before I jump in my BMW!!!

 

[NoSmilez]

Older than 24 but less than 30? Lana Rhodes is like 28? They look a little high mileage but it is the same for people who are out in the sun a lot.

 

[JangoMike]

All those cum enzymes wore her out

 

[Brom Bones]

Older than 24 but less than 30? Lana Rhodes is like 28? They look a little high mileage but it is the same for people who are out in the sun a lot.

I wouldn't call Lana Rhoades older than she actually was. Even after pr0n, she just looked like a girl that had grown into a woman.

This Bonnie Blue chick looks like a used jizz rag. I seriously thought she was pushing 40 when I first saw her.

 

[Kingz]

The way she wears her make up to make her face look extra shiny coupled with her exploits makes her look very greasy. Like she rubs in jizz on her face and goes on about her day.

She looks sticky. Like an amphibian.

I guess she is pretty but I saw a clip of her looking for Johns at a fast food joint and she was extremely short. So it wouldn’t surprise me that her stature made her go through her formative years overlooked that she decided to do whatever it takes to get attention.

I know midgets are in right now, but very short girls can be overlooked for their features if they don’t have chiseled ass and fat tits. Kind of like supermodel types often didn’t know they were pretty until some old guy told them, because the first impression is they are too tall and awkward in everyday settings

 

[NoSmilez]

I wouldn't call Lana Rhoades older than she actually was. Even after pr0n, she just looked like a girl that had grown into a woman.

This Bonnie Blue chick looks like a used jizz rag. I seriously thought she was pushing 40 when I first saw her.

 

[Brom Bones]

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I stand corrected! Lol.

 

[Brom Bones]

I was thinking about all the dudes she fucks and although I remember being young once, many, man moons ago...

I guess you just have to chalk it up to young immaturity. They have to learn that sometimes you retain more dignity by staying home, jerking off to Brazilian tranny porn and nutting all over yourself than sticking it in a girl of her ilk.

 

[TheTickG]

So this walking STD got arrested or something yesterday. Who knows, if you want info on that, harness the power of the interwebz. It got me thinking. How old is this sloot? By looks, I'd say 32-36, but I know this is not right and she's younger, maybe MUCH younger.

Banging guy after guy will age you in dog years. As does plastic surgery. Logically, I'd probably guess 28, but concede she might be a lot younger than that. My official guess is 28.

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Spoiler: Her real age:

26! She's gonna be "Real Housewives" ready in a few years. Just kidding. She already is.

You were closer. I was leaning towards mid 40's.

 

[Jesus X]

So this walking STD got arrested or something yesterday. Who knows, if you want info on that, harness the power of the interwebz. It got me thinking. How old is this sloot? By looks, I'd say 32-36, but I know this is not right and she's younger, maybe MUCH younger.

Banging guy after guy will age you in dog years. As does plastic surgery. Logically, I'd probably guess 28, but concede she might be a lot younger than that. My official guess is 28.

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Spoiler: Her real age:

26! She's gonna be "Real Housewives" ready in a few years. Just kidding. She already is.

She legitimately looks 45. I know 39 year old women irl who look younger than her.

 

[Jesus X]

You were closer. I was leaning towards mid 40's.

Yup and not a good mid 40s either

 

[Jesus X]

What is funny about this situation is she said she would leave him immediately for a pro athlete in one of their videos

 

[stalehotdog]

I legit thought this was Bryan Johnson at first. But then wondered isn’t he trying to live forever? Wouldn’t being with her drastically decrease his life expectancy?

 

[lsa]

@Slobodan is a huge fan.
HUGE.

He said he is fan, based on her personality.
I am not sure I am buying it.

 

[Jesus X]

I just saw her getting frisked by cops that was hilarious. She was with another dude who isnt lil mabu. These hoes ain't loyal.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

tbh I thought she was a milf in her early to mid 40’s when she was doing that banging college dudes stunt.

If I’m going to pick a championship level dick taker, I’m taking Lily Phillips. At least she’s pretty good looking. Bonnie Blue looks like the swinger mom of one your friends when you’re 20 and flat front / back.