Gsp was sick, exhausted and vomited all night before Diaz fight. Michael Jordan-esque performance

[james31]

These are common symptoms of sucking too much dick

so how did you overcome it bro.

 

[Haj01]

so how did you overcome it bro.

ask your mum

 

[Calipwnia]

Michael Jordan was spectacular! GSP was safe. Michael Jordan was a human highlight reel. GSP is hours of cage time with hardly anything worth replaying. GSP was more interesting on paper than to actually watch fight. Jordan is immortalized ad a basketball goat. GSP gets a shrug when talking about him as mma WW goat

 

[james31]

ask your mum

Why would I do that when I have yours to ask right here.

 

[Haj01]

Why would I do that when I have yours to ask right here.

No your mistaking that for your nan

 

[james31]

No your mistaking that for your nan

The only mistake was not pulling out your moms.

 

[Haj01]

The only mistake was not pulling out your moms.

my mum is dead

 

[james31]

my mum is dead

She is now.

 

[Haj01]

She is now.

Atleast my mother never disowned me, because her son was obsessed with doing inanimate objects and necrophilia

 

[james31]

Atleast my mother never disowned me, because her son was obsessed with doing inanimate objects and necrophilia

Oh no bro. You mom wasn't dead when I was putting it on smash. That's happened after I mirked her. Anyways hello son.

 

[Haj01]

Oh no bro. You mom wasn't dead when I was putting it on smash. That's happened after I mirked her. Anyways hello son.

your mistaking my mother for your sister. you hillbilly. Your sister is actually your farm sheep.

 

[Redhawks100]

Gsp's coach: (and probably kenflo)
"The best laid plans of mice and men: As a coach one of the main aspects of my job is to conceive plans of action that raise the likelihood of an athlete winning an event. Yet despite our best intentions, there is always a good chance of things going awry that require spontaneous change and adaption in the face of unexpected circumstances. All the major MMA fight camps I have been a part of furnished unforeseen incidents and drama that could not have been predicted and which had to be overcome. Probably the most flawless and well run fight camp I ever saw was that of Georges St-Pierre in preparation for Nick Diaz (Interestingly, his prior fight camp with Carlos Condit was probably the worst). We had an excellent game plan, the physical preparation was excellent, superb choice of sparring partners, all match contingencies covered, no injuries, no backstage drama, perfect weight cut - everything was perfect - until the very night before the fight when Georges drank some watermelon juice for rehydration that had been too long out of the fridge and got a badly upset stomach. He spent the entire night vomiting. It was so sad to see such a perfect camp get ruined at the last minute by such a minor oversight. The night of the fight, Mr St-Pierre came in underweight and drained. We had to curtail the warm up for fear of exhausting him before the bout even began. There was some drama with Mr Diaz's camp insisting that both sides have their hand wraps double checked. This was done, but we did not want them to see how bad Mr St-Pierre looked, so he had to put on an act of confidence and vigor when they came in the dressing room. In the end, Mr St-Pierre showed why he was a great champion that night, putting on a dominant shut-out performance to win a unanimous decision - no one in the audience would have guessed how serious a problem he had to overcome. He used a system of pacing the rounds and timing the takedowns and allowing standing escapes to maintain the pace of the fight whilst controlling the action but at the same time, not exhausting himself. It worked brilliantly and the problem was overcome. This kind of adaptation is crucial in fight preparation at all levels"

True goat after being basically a shell of himself going into the fight and still 50-33'd Diaz.

True goat of all goats.

No, MJ performance was Anderson Silva fighting with a fractured rib against a bad stylistic matchup that was roided to the gills and STILL managing to not just win but get the finish.

GSP will never be GOAT. Accept it.

 

[james31]

your mistaking my mother for your sister. you hillbilly. Your sister is actually your farm sheep.

The only mistake was allowing your mom to keep you. She smoked to much yayo while I'm mirked it.

 

[Haj01]

The only mistake was allowing your mom to keep you. She smoked to much yayo while I'm mirked it.

sheep shagger. That hairy muff was wool

 

[Redhawks100]

I've always enjoyed watching Georges fight. People that drag out the 'lay and pray' and 'boring' moniker really make me wonder. This is mixed martial arts and Georges always produces a nice 'cocktail'

Yes, using a jab to outpoint weak strikers and then laying on guys with weak wrestling. The ultimate point fighter.

 

[james31]

No, MJ performance was Anderson Silva fighting with a fractured rib against a bad stylistic matchup that was roided to the gills and STILL managing to not just win but get the finish.

GSP will never be GOAT. Accept it.

You know Anderson popped right? Lol. Grow the fook up bro.

 

[james31]

sheep shagger. That hairy muff was wool

Dude that's disrespectful. Don't call your late mother a sheep. Though she was animal like in the sack.

 

[Redhawks100]

You know Anderson popped right? Lol. Grow the fook up bro.

After snapping his leg? Yes. He is still greater than GSP and always will be.

 

[james31]

After snapping his leg? Yes. He is still greater than GSP and always will be.

Hahhahahaahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhahahahaahahahaahahahaaha. Got mirked by weidman twice. Then lit up by jizzping after sucker kneeing him. Anderson is like Kobe. Great but just not Michael/lebron.

 

[Haj01]

Dude that's disrespectful. Don't call your late mother a sheep. Though she was animal like in the sack.

hey i'm not the one fantasizing over dead bodies. You can only pull animals. So you have to imagine it's an actual person. Watchout bro I heard you can catch aids that way.