GSelevator guy is outted

[therealdope]

I love this twitter account. I don't have a twitter account but I check GSelevator daily. One of the best things on the internet IMO.

His name is John Lefevre and he is a banker at Goldman Sachs.

http://www.businessinsider.com/gselevators-open-letter-to-haters-2014-3

The sequence of events that led to his name coming out is worthy of a tweet on GSelevator.

Many months ago, I tweeted about totaling a new Maserati, which is something that actually happened to me. I should have seen it coming; I was so intoxicated when I bought the car (just 5 days previously) that the dealership had to drive me home in it.

Right after that tweet, I had a few friends email me and say that I must be the person behind GSElevator.

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/gselevators-open-letter-to-haters-2014-3#ixzz2v5orFwFr

 

[johnnystone]

Some hilarious quotes up there.

 

[therealdope]

Some hilarious quotes up there.

I've posted some of my favorites here before. Guy is epic.

 

[dirtypablo]

I like reading his twitter account. Some are hilarious, some are insightful, and some are obnoxious.

Haha- In the event of a disaster, Im putting on a tux. Go out in style? To look like the most important person to save.

 

[dirtypablo]

If there really was a glass ceiling, we'd let all the women work above us.

 

[therealdope]

If there really was a glass ceiling, we'd let all the women work above us.

LOL !!

#1: I tell all my employees to spend their money because who needs a $100m funeral.

#2: ... or a $50m ex-wife.

 

[TSK]

If there really was a glass ceiling, we'd let all the women work above us.

Yeah that one was great.

 

[riddleofsteel]

One of the few twitter accounts I follow, pretty funny. He angers a lot of people which just makes it even better.

 

[johnnystone]

some funnies ones:

GS Elevator Gossip @GSElevator

#1: Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

#1: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?

#1: Riding the subway reminds me why I am pro-choice.

#1: Hey fat fuck, I already know what your resolution is.

#1: She’s only about 3 weeks of anorexia away from looking hot. #2: Maybe 4.

#1: You’re tired of being an analyst? Get over it. Every great porn star had to do a gay scene once or twice just to move up.

#1 It really hurts my feelings when an ugly guy hits on me."

#1: I would pay like $500k to watch the Kardashians play scrabble.

#1: [At the gym] What machine should I use to impress the girls?
#2: The ATM.

#1 My garbage disposal eats better than 98% of the world.

#1 My 1st wife was vehemently pro-life until my girlfriend got pregnant.