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Greatest Backyard Fight of All Time?

Discussion in 'Street Coliseum' started by 'Rocky', Nov 19, 2020.

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Which fight is the best?

  1. Say Goodnight

  2. Dipshit Creek

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  1. 'Rocky' Black Belt

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    Say Goodnight






    Dipshit Creek
     
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    For years, I've considered these two fights to be my favorite backyard fights of all time. I never sat down and gave much thought into which one I like best.

    My opinion might change tomorrow, but for today I'm going with The Battle at Dipshit Creek. While I totally admire seeing a fight between two soyboy virgins arguing over a stolen bong and putting some of the worst display of fighting technique ever seen on earth, tonight I just can't deny the drunken buffoonery of two idiots who can't keep themselves out of the lake. What gives Dipshit Creek the nod is at the very end, when poor Joe hits the deck with a thunderous thud that surely should end the fight. Lo and behold, Joe does his best Undertaker impression as he slowly begins to sit up like a dead man rising from the grave... only to get booted in the fuckin' schnoz as the video cuts.
     
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    You tube took me to this fight right after watching DipShit Creek

     
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    This classic tops them all.

     
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    Dipshit Creek is too dark. One guy can't even stand-up, and the other guy still boots him in the head and tries to brain him with a rock. The other video is way better. Two fatties fighting over a bong, and neither one could punch their way out of a paper bag. Good stuff.
     
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    That monkey straight up didn't give a fuck, he just kept wanting more.
     
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    Neither one of those were in a backyard.

    Fail.
     
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    Dipshit creek is way funnier but the less drunk dude is a sociopath (picking up the rock)
     
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    Definitely the cheeseburger fight.
     
  10. 'Rocky' Black Belt

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    They're not street fights either, so pick your poison.
     
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    Man vs Monkey gets my vote. That baboon don't play.

    As for the other vid with the guy in the monkey suit, I'm not sure how you convince friends or family to bail you out of jail looking like that.
     
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    Say goodnight is funny but its so pathetic it makes you feel uncomfortable towards the end, Dipshit Creek just gets progressively funnier and the camera cuts out right as he lands that final CTE inducing soccer kick which is the icing on the cake
     
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    Dipshit Creek is the perfect title for that video <45>
     
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  14. 'Rocky' Black Belt

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    Took me like two full minutes. I knew I had a good name to conjure up somewhere.
     
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    I’d like to see those guys in a battle royal with Cheeseburger Josh. Maybe set them on teams Survivor Series style.

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    This is other level type of stuff.
     
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    I've read the list of options like 10 times and still couldn't find Sexy Bench Man on it so I went with Say Goodnight.
     

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