grappling training story

lonewanderer

lonewanderer

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guys so i had this embarassing moment a couple hours ago, so i decided to share with you guys here.

so yeah today was grappling day. we trained a couple moves, then rolled with each other about like half an hour in total. so when i was rolling with the last guy, i did this move that i was gonna choke him. i accidentally farted but like it was not even a fart it was just gas coming out, not any smell or anything because i was just shat before i went there. so yeah the awkward thing is not farting, but after i farted i laughed like a bitch. like normally my laughs are not that feminine or childish but i will say that this shit was like a 12 year old laughing. so yeah he tapped out, said it happens, just gas. so i rested in the corner laughing normally with a friend. then the subject changed and all then it was over so on so on..
but this shit kept my mind busy like why the fuck did i laughed like a bitch, why couldnt i just smile over it then kept cool. while i was coming home with public transportation, i realized i dropped my wallet while getting out of the bus. and i was kinda far so i ran back fast as i could, these 2 girls asked my name and said that i dropped my wallet, that they found it and gave it to the driver. i thanked them then kept running then retrieved my wallet back. thanked the driver and such. then coming home i was like, man this day is not going well. and i had my finals in the morning which it kinda went badly. damn i need a slap back to reality right now.

i can understand if yall not gonna read this shit, it doesnt need a reply too. im just curious what people would say to these, thats all. thank you if you read tho, appreciate it.
 
I legit lol'd. Did not expect it to transition into a fart story right after you said you were planning a choke
 
Sounds like a situation you cant really bounce back from. I recommend moving and becoming a Buddhist monk.
 
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I legit know that pre-shit, training fart feels

For some odd reason, on those days, the classes always end up with drilling traingles
 
Minnja said:
I legit lol'd. Did not expect it to transition into a fart story right after you said you were planning a choke
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dude i know a fart and this shit wasnt even close, it was like a scentless gas comin out. its like when you push yourself too hard, your whole body tries something, but my asshole failed me ;( lmfaooo
 
Ton said:
Sounds like a situation you cant really bounce back from. I recommend moving and becoming a Buddhist monk.
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man, fuck all that shit, ima keep going there as long as i can. i think everyone have their at least one time embarassing moment in this line of work right? i mean if urijah fabers shorts can fall out and he can fight with his boxers on for like 10 straight seconds, i think i can manage hahaha, and the awkward part for me was the laughing part, it was so fucking bitchy, and it was loud too. louder than the actual fart, fuck..
 
j123 said:
I legit know that pre-shit, training fart feels

For some odd reason, on those days, the classes always end up with drilling traingles
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haha you know it.
well it wasnt pre shit because i just shat before i went there and i shat before i left home in the morning for the finals also, i highly doubt the fart was something food/digestion related
 
Was waiting for the part of the story where you had a threesome with the two girls.

I am dissapoint
 
lonewanderer said:
Sounds like a situation you cant really bounce back from. I recommend moving and becoming a Buddhist monk.
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man, fuck all that shit, ima keep going there as long as i can. i think everyone have their at least one time embarassing moment in this line of work right? i mean if urijah fabers shorts can fall out and he can fight with his boxers on for like 10 straight seconds, i think i can manage hahaha, and the awkward part for me was the laughing part, it was so fucking bitchy, and it was loud too. louder than the actual fart, fuck..
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lonewanderer said:
haha you know it.
well it wasnt pre shit because i just shat before i went there and i shat before i left home in the morning for the finals also, i highly doubt the fart was something food/digestion related
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These days I'm shitting alot more, usually twice a day, its dat bulking life.
Always before training, I hope that I don't shit on the mats / ring. Rather get KOed than to do that.
 
Forceof1 said:
Was waiting for the part of the story where you had a threesome with the two girls.

I am dissapoint
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im broke af so when i lost my wallet with id's and 30 bucks, i couldnt think anything else. i almost forgot thanking those girls. (i was gonna get at least one of their numbers if i could find them back when i found the wallet but nope they were gone)
 
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Chances are the laugh came out all weird due to adrenaline/nerves; I wouldn't lose sleep over it.
 
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