It seems to me that every week or so I have some new grappling malady, ranging from minor (mat burn) to more serious (cauliflower ear). Likewise, I tend to see new threads on here about as often with all kinds of issues: toe drags, dislocations, broken ribs, warts, staph, etc. So, it made me wonder: what are some of the injuries/maladies you have experienced since starting your BJJ journey? I think this thread would also be a good resource for new grapplers, i.e., stuff I wish I had known about BEFORE starting BJJ (why oh why didn't I take the blue pill!). So let 'er rip. I want to hear about the most minor, to the worst, to the most laughable, to the most embarrassing grappling maladies, and everything else in between, that have befallen my respected BJJ brothers.