Got robbed tonight

You probably smoked them and forgot because you were high
 
maybe dont have roommates/housemates
 
your dad is probably hitting the joint while getting head from your mom - both cracking up at the shit quality weed you have.
 
the last time I gave a shit about losing 2 joints I was like 16.
 
One time I thought someone jacked an eighth from me

Found it in my jacket pocket months later
 
One time I thought I had lost weed but then 6 months later I found it under my bed lol. Search your room thoroughly and it might turn up
I found a joint once in a jacket and knew based on the rolling paper used that I had rolled it 2+ years prior.

talk about a mindfuck. and damn right I proceeded to smoke it immediately after finding it
 
One time I thought someone jacked an eighth from me

Found it in my jacket pocket months later

I found a joint once in a jacket and knew based on the rolling paper used that I had rolled it 2+ years prior.

talk about a mindfuck. and damn right I proceeded to smoke it immediately after finding it
Sounds to me like y'all need to wash those articles of clothing more often.
 
One time I thought someone jacked an eighth from me

Found it in my jacket pocket months later
an eigth? you sound English

I miss talking about 1/8's and 1/4's etc

all this gram shit is wack
 
You sound sober... And also poor. Haha nah just fucking around.

Sorry to hear my marijuana brother.
 
What's the difference, you're robbing yourself of a successful productive future everytime you toke up anyways
 
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Dopehead loses his dope, hell of a headline. In other breaking news, water is wet.
 
When I was 16, I robbed my 15 year old neighbor once.












Of her virginity.
 
Memory loss already?
Hu hum

keep smoking that shit son.
 
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