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  1. louiscyphere Banned Banned

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    2 joints missing from my room. Inb4 you sound poor.
     
  2. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    You probably smoked them and forgot because you were high
     
  3. IloveTHIS Literal God

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    maybe dont have roommates/housemates
     
  4. Dilan Cummingsworth Banned Banned

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    One time I thought I had lost weed but then 6 months later I found it under my bed lol. Search your room thoroughly and it might turn up
     
  5. weed ベルセルク

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    your dad is probably hitting the joint while getting head from your mom - both cracking up at the shit quality weed you have.
     
  6. Jesus X Hunter eyes

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    the last time I gave a shit about losing 2 joints I was like 16.
     
  7. TheRuthlessOne Banned Banned

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    One time I thought someone jacked an eighth from me

    Found it in my jacket pocket months later
     
  8. IloveTHIS Literal God

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    I found a joint once in a jacket and knew based on the rolling paper used that I had rolled it 2+ years prior.

    talk about a mindfuck. and damn right I proceeded to smoke it immediately after finding it
     
  9. Smokes Red Belt

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    Honestly you do sound poor.
     
  11. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Sounds to me like y'all need to wash those articles of clothing more often.
     
  12. HUGHPHUG ALL CAPS YO

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    an eigth? you sound English

    I miss talking about 1/8's and 1/4's etc

    all this gram shit is wack
     
  13. Alexander de great

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    <{poor?}>
     
  14. The HAMA Orange Belt

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    You sound sober... And also poor. Haha nah just fucking around.

    Sorry to hear my marijuana brother.
     
  15. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    What's the difference, you're robbing yourself of a successful productive future everytime you toke up anyways
     
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  16. Fatality Brown Belt

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    Dopehead loses his dope, hell of a headline. In other breaking news, water is wet.
     
  17. davidlemonparty Black Belt

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    You were burgled, not robbed.
    You have to be there for it to be robbery.
     
  18. I Am Legion Silver Belt

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    When I was 16, I robbed my 15 year old neighbor once.












    Of her virginity.
     
  19. Oooxente Red Belt

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    Memory loss already?
    Hu hum

    keep smoking that shit son.
     
  20. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    was it the good shit?
     

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