Got harassed by a crow

Drain Bamage

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I was walking to the corner store and noticed this crow squawking at me. And every time I got past it, it would fly to the next pole in front of me and keep squawking at me. Kept swooping down all close too, I had to keep an eye on it for real. Eventually it flew away.
 
Look out for a dude who looks like A greasy mime in a leather Jacket. You probably gonna witness a murder.
 
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Should've filled the crow with uppercuts
 
All the crows are going to hate you now and bother you until you are dead.
 
Bad omen lad

Repent of your wicked ways or an army of crows will drag you to the underworld
 
Crows rank low in the Asshole Bird family. Just be glad it wasn't a Magpie; The Major Generals in their army. Fuck all those flying vermin.
 
it’s a shame how he fell off the way he did.
I had high hopes for the crow and the original “hellbo” thrower.
Wasn't the same after Franklin put that beating on him.
 
Crows feed on dead meat. Maybe the crow knows something about you?
 
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