Good idea warm Vaseline bath

[lakersfan45]

Hey merchants of filth. I always wanted to take a bath in warm Vaseline in the winter month. Replenish your skin and feel warm and cozy. Have any of u tried this?

 

[syct23]

You have my attention Rose…

 

[lsa]

why wait?
Do it now.

 

[Osculater]

why wait?
Do it now.

It's not winter no more yo

 

[IDGETKTFO]

If heated vaseline works in a fleshlight, I don't see why it wont in a bathtub.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Sure, relax with a cigar in your vaseline bath.

It will certainly be warm!

Spoiler

don't actually do this, in case you didn't know. You'll die.

 

[lakersfan45]

It's not winter no more yo

Some bird Brians here man I swear

 

[Sonny Qc]

Pic?

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

WTF, are you prepping for a fight against BJ Penn or something?

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

Sure, relax with a cigar in your vaseline bath.

It will certainly be warm!

Spoiler

don't actually do this, in case you didn't know. You'll die.

Why would you die if you had a cigar while you were immersed in a warm bath of Vaseline?

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

I'm sure your drainage pipes will love all that grease

 

[Fedorgasm]

Why would you die if you had a cigar while you were immersed in a warm bath of Vaseline?

Vaseline is flammable. I use it to start my fire pit.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

Vaseline is flammable. I use it to start my fire pit.

It has a flash point of like 400*F. You would have no issue smoking a cigar in a bath of it.

 

[mjmj]

Seems like an overly expensive way to jack off. Maybe I’m just cheap.

 

[Berserker13]

Just get some Epsom salt and Himalayan salt instead

 

[lakersfan45]

I'm sure your drainage pipes will love all that grease

My pipes are properly drained on a weekly basis ty and u

 

[NoSmilez]

WTF bro. This is some hot chick shit. She learned it from her mentally ill mother but the mother had great skin or something.

 

[Brom Bones]

Hey merchants of filth. I always wanted to take a bath in warm Vaseline in the winter month. Replenish your skin and feel warm and cozy. Have any of u tried this?

So you're basically telling us you're gay and want to get banged in the butt by a roomful of other gay men.

 

[Fury]

So you're basically telling us you're gay and want to get banged in the butt by a roomful of other gay men.

Seems like you're reading from your own diary