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  1. Richmma80 Purple Belt

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    I've been going out with an opthalmologist. I've been single for awhile and my aunty hooked me up with an eye surgeon. She's a friend of the family's and she's pretty cool, but very traditional. The problem is that she's Roman Catholic and pretty religious. She doesn't drink alcohol, either. I'm torn on whether I should stick it out. She's not bad looking at all, but sex is out of the question until we've been together for "awhile." She won't answer exactly how long "awhile" is.
     
  2. ROKKO Green Belt

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    I can see clearly this will not work. Get it? See clearly.

    That's the kind of humor you get around here early on a Monday morning.
     
  3. smooth assassin Black Belt

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    Have fun with her
    Don’t put a deadline in your head about sex
    Just have some fun with her for now and go from there
     
  4. Oblivian Aging Platinum Member

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    How old are you both? Is she ok to hang out with? I don't know why you'd be writing her off so quickly. If she looks good, makes good money, and is fun to be with, not drinking alcohol and waiting a little bit for sex isn't that big of a deal.
     
  5. punky brewster Red Belt

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    I don't know. It takes a special type to be an eye surgeon. You'd be with someone who does stuff like this on a regular basis without flinching.......


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  6. jimbob27 Ken Shamrock Belt

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    Have you determined whether she's a good one yet?

    Much like hypnotists, ophthalmologists come in both good and evil varieties.

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  7. DarkneT Khamzat sucks Platinum Member

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    Have you ever thought about getting a side chick?
     
  8. boingyman If can, can. If no can, no can.

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    "awhile" = a challenge. Whether you want to do that as a gentleman or a jerk that's up to you.
     
  9. aunshi189 Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Guy got set up by his aunty. How do you expect him to find a sidechick by himself?
     
  10. ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    Eye wouldn't.
     
  11. DarkneT Khamzat sucks Platinum Member

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    Oh shit we're dealing with manlets aren't we
     
  12. Headkicktoleg Banned Banned

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    I couldn't date someone who doesn't drink.
     
  13. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    If you do it in the butt, it's technically not sex.
     
  14. syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    Damn...

    Super religious, no drinking and no sex..

    Sounds like your aunt found you a keeper.
     
  15. smooth assassin Black Belt

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    you fuck
     
  16. Grassshoppa Brown Belt

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    How much money doe she make?
     
  17. Scerpi Silver Belt

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    lol... Sounds like she's making the right decision

    If you're just trying to get your dick wet, then go find some bar flies or Tinder hoes.
     
  18. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    Just go to movies with her and bang thai hookers on the side with that surgeon gf money
     
  19. Richmma80 Purple Belt

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    Don't get me wrong. I can get girls without much problems through Tinder or just out bar hopping with friends, but the issue is finding a long term/marriage type chick to settle down with
     
  20. Zebra Cheeks 2 Cheeks And A Soda Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    If your looking for a permanent girl she sounds permanent lol
     

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