GOAT's football skill

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  1. hasar

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    GOAT's football skill:
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    plus aldo would beat conor just as bad in soccer as he will when they fight
     
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    Conor vs Jos
     
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    waldywaldy lol motherfuckers

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    Poetry in motion.
     
  6. Steiger

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    So when the hype train will finally have to face a guy with a full training camp, and not a man who was called in on two weeks' notice (who dominated most of the fight anyway, by the way), what's he going to do then? Call out the Klitschko's?

    Lol!
     
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    definitely compared to Aldo, plus Jos
     
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    if you are going to call it "football" to sound super cool at least spell it right
     
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    It's still a whole lot more impressive though.
     
  11. MasterNinjaRat

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    Lol, i believe you can do it as well as you can punch while shadowboxing. Doing it to Neymar during live game is different scenario tho.
     
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    I just did it while typing this.
     
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    This are not football skills, but these are flashy moves and good ball control in a stationary position.


    I used to play soccer and during games, nobody is going to do things like this:)

    I was never great at this stuff, because I rarely tried it. I rather played football and those who did this a lot usually weren't fast enough, or had stamina enough, because they focused too much on this unneccessery part of the game.

    As a great defender I loved to defend against flashy guys, because their flashy moves could easily be stopped by a single tackle or an even simpler defensive kick. Those flashy guys would also lose heart after a few such plays and start either crying like C. Ronaldo or were like zombies until the rest of the game:)


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    [YT]watch?v=LHuVntiOpfU[/YT]

    This is how you do it, with small movements on the ground that put the ball just out of reach of defenders. Ball in the air is too slow and a good jumper has an easier time stealing it from you.

    It's good to have a good control over a ball, but this isn't functional in actual games.

    Damn I miss football. Playing it, not watching it.
     
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    He's calling it football because that's the name of the sport you clown. Keep 'soccer' to yourselves it's FOOTBALL
     
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    Very true. But it's still easy to do. Doing something useful with it, that is another thing entirely.
     
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    Was hoping to see Conor in a full kit.
     
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    5* skills 5* weakfoot
     
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    1997/1998 Ronaldo was unreal... and Internazionale fans were blessed (even in a season disgraced by Juventus robberies, from the beginning to the end)
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    Football is actually played with feet, while American Football should have another name like: Egg Wars or Extra Padded Rugby...

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    Closer to an egg than to a ball.
     
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    Il Fenomeno is allways going to be my favorite football player.

    When Zidane says something like this:

    [YT]watch?v=Tea20qaiYl4[/YT]


    Ronaldo's career is sick and it was also ruined by severe injuries.

    The great Ronaldo never reached his full glory, because he was cut down in his prime by a f*cking knee injury 2x.
     

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