Media GOAT candidates as drinks

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  1. wilKO Green, White & Gold belt

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    Anderson Silva: Cocktail
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    Flamboyant, spectacular to look at. Starts off slow and before you know it it's fucked you up.

    Fedor: Vodka
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    None of that mixer crap. Hard hitting. Timeless. Pure. No nonsense, or strings and bows.

    Jon Jones: rum
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    100% effective. Versatile. Also the drink of many a bad decision. Jon Bones Jones could easily be a pirates name.

    GSP: red wine
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    Classy, sophisticated, fine. Not the most exciting drink in the world. In fact it can sometimes put you to sleep but it's worth a fortune, and only gets better with age.

    Dan Henderson: Goldschager
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    Not the best by any means. But has more gold than just about any of its competitors.

    Mighty Mouse: Tequila
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    Best served with salt for the haters and complimented with a slice of lime for the bitter trolls. Comes in a tiny serving.

    Conor: Proper 12
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    Overpriced, horrible, will still absolutely do damage if you don't give it the proper respect. Young People are all over it.

    Ronda: alcohol free beer
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    Looks like beer, tastes like beer. But it's not beer. It's absolute piss. It does nothing for anyone. It's a DNB (do nothing beer).

    Any others?
     
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    LOL nice one.

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    Stipe.
     
  3. Paul Rudd Corona Virus InFeCtEd

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    Wouldn't Jones be tequila? I thought that's the liquor that makes people go crazy and do things they regret later.

    Henry Cejudo would be Milk

    Daniel Cormiers would be Popeyes Chicken grease

    Machidas would be lemonade......or apple juice....or just plain ol urine
     
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    Juan Adams is an Adios Motherfucker

    Also works for Elias Theo
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  5. wilKO Green, White & Gold belt

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    To be honest whiskey is the drink that fucks me up.
     
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    Story, bro...

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    Lol just when you think every sort of thread had already been made before. (As far as I know.)

    Bravo.
     
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    Khabib would be water

    Because he doesn’t drink
     
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    I legit lol'd at the Mighty Mouse one.
     
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    Jon Jones - Red Bull and Vodka. Full of Bull, with a nice kick.
     
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    This thread is better than I expected when I clicked on it.
     
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    Missing Aldo
     
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    Amanda Nunes could be a (furry) tea cup?

    If you get me..
     
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    Dan Severn is the GOAT for MMA.

    He would probably be this

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    Aldo is like Guinness.
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    Classy, strong,
    Comes in a weird size, has been around forever, and gets downed by an Irishman in seconds.
     
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    I was pretty sceptical when I entered this thread, but I must admit that I laughed. Good job, TS.
     
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    Tony Ferguson. All at once
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    weidman would be a long island iced tea

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    No clue, I'm not a drinker. But from what I'm told tequila brings out the ugly/angry out of most people.
     

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