Anderson Silva: Cocktail Flamboyant, spectacular to look at. Starts off slow and before you know it it's fucked you up. Fedor: Vodka None of that mixer crap. Hard hitting. Timeless. Pure. No nonsense, or strings and bows. Jon Jones: rum 100% effective. Versatile. Also the drink of many a bad decision. Jon Bones Jones could easily be a pirates name. GSP: red wine Classy, sophisticated, fine. Not the most exciting drink in the world. In fact it can sometimes put you to sleep but it's worth a fortune, and only gets better with age. Dan Henderson: Goldschager Not the best by any means. But has more gold than just about any of its competitors. Mighty Mouse: Tequila Best served with salt for the haters and complimented with a slice of lime for the bitter trolls. Comes in a tiny serving. Conor: Proper 12 Overpriced, horrible, will still absolutely do damage if you don't give it the proper respect. Young People are all over it. Ronda: alcohol free beer Looks like beer, tastes like beer. But it's not beer. It's absolute piss. It does nothing for anyone. It's a DNB (do nothing beer). Any others?
Wouldn't Jones be tequila? I thought that's the liquor that makes people go crazy and do things they regret later. Henry Cejudo would be Milk Daniel Cormiers would be Popeyes Chicken grease Machidas would be lemonade......or apple juice....or just plain ol urine
Lol just when you think every sort of thread had already been made before. (As far as I know.) Bravo.
Aldo is like Guinness. Classy, strong, Comes in a weird size, has been around forever, and gets downed by an Irishman in seconds.
No clue, I'm not a drinker. But from what I'm told tequila brings out the ugly/angry out of most people.
