Anderson Silva: Cocktail Flamboyant, spectacular to look at. Starts off slow and before you know it it's fucked you up. Fedor: Vodka None of that mixer crap. Hard hitting. Timeless. Pure. No nonsense, or strings and bows. Jon Jones: rum 100% effective. Versatile. Also the drink of many a bad decision. Jon Bones Jones could easily be a pirates name. GSP: red wine Classy, sophisticated, fine. Not the most exciting drink in the world. In fact it can sometimes put you to sleep but it's worth a fortune, and only gets better with age. Dan Henderson: Goldschager Not the best by any means. But has more gold than just about any of its competitors. Mighty Mouse: Tequila Best served with salt for the haters and complimented with a slice of lime for the bitter trolls. Comes in a tiny serving. Conor: Proper 12 Overpriced, horrible, will still absolutely do damage if you don't give it the proper respect. Young People are all over it. Ronda: alcohol free beer Looks like beer, tastes like beer. But it's not beer. It's absolute piss. It does nothing for anyone. It's a DNB (do nothing beer). Any others?