"Go order your purple belt" or how Maguiila got his kicks with me

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So last Thursday Maguilla tells me "go order your purple belt" and I am all excited. Upgrade! So I bring him the belt this week and he says "Ok, Hang that up so you can look at it." What a cock tease...so I get to look at my belt every time I train hahaha.
 
So were you promoted to purple belt or what?? I don't completely get it.
 
That is a pretty good joke. I would have felt so stupid. Being pumped up like that to get shot down is one of the worst feelings. All in good fun though.
 
Reminds me of a class last week. If there are any gradings, the instructor waits until the end of class to hand out stripes and/or belts. This session, he calls up a guy named Matt. Everyone applauds, the instructor shakes his hand and slaps him on the back, then goes to put the new stripe on his belt. Halfway through, he stops, then goes "Whoops, wrong Matt", sends the guy back and calls somebody else up.

Made me wonder what would have happened if it had been a new belt rather than a new stripe. :wink:
 
did he tell your friend todd to do the same thing? only instead of purple, the red and black???????/ lol
 
So last Thursday Maguilla tells me "go order your purple belt" and I am all excited. Upgrade! So I bring him the belt this week and he says "Ok, Hang that up so you can look at it." What a cock tease...so I get to look at my belt every time I train hahaha.

Ahh dude! Burn!

You have got to be getting close though! Maybe he did that in a few weeks time when you have "forgot" about it, he will surprise you than with your promotion

regardless...good training to you! and here is to your...eventual promotion!:icon_chee
 
Reminds me of a class last week. If there are any gradings, the instructor waits until the end of class to hand out stripes and/or belts. This session, he calls up a guy named Matt. Everyone applauds, the instructor shakes his hand and slaps him on the back, then goes to put the new stripe on his belt. Halfway through, he stops, then goes "Whoops, wrong Matt", sends the guy back and calls somebody else up.

Made me wonder what would have happened if it had been a new belt rather than a new stripe. :wink:

Ouch!

How does that guy feel!

"Oh here is your promotion...haha...just kidding...back in line!"
 
ROFTLOL!!! Save that stories for when you're an old black belt... for ideas to torture your blues.... :icon_twis
 
It seems like a remember another poster here talking about the same thing...or maybe it was an interview of somebody, I'm not sure. Their instructor made them hang up a purple or brown belt and train another year, looking at it every class.
 
So last Thursday Maguilla tells me "go order your purple belt" and I am all excited. Upgrade! So I bring him the belt this week and he says "Ok, Hang that up so you can look at it." What a cock tease...so I get to look at my belt every time I train hahaha.

i'm going to chuckle about this story for a couple of days, thanks.
 
So last Thursday Maguilla tells me "go order your purple belt" and I am all excited. Upgrade! So I bring him the belt this week and he says "Ok, Hang that up so you can look at it." What a cock tease...so I get to look at my belt every time I train hahaha.

:icon_lol: Dude, that's terrible! Maybe he thought you needed some motivation. :wink:

Regardless, I bet you'll be wearing it soon enough.
 

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