Give the worst description of your favorite movie

[Uncommon Valor]

Topic.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Retard kind of date rapes a virgin and then beats the shit out of a black guy.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

Manlet karate forum poster takes in homeless skank, wakes up in bathtub full of ice.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

Bunch of people get stuck at a zoo after a disgruntled employee turns of the power.

 

[Organic Damage]

Washed up army ranger trades witty banter with comrades he keeps getting killed on the way to saving the girl he doesn't even succeed in banging.

 

[Organic Damage]

Retard kind of date rapes a virgin and then beats the shit out of a black guy.

lol, Rocky?

 

[buffpants22]

Group of overeducated , stereotype type characters speak in a room about the delusions of a friend who thinks he is magic.

 

[Alphaboy]

Not my favorite but...

Slut friendzones special needs man, whores around for a few years, then when special needs man is a millionaire and she has AIDS, gets with him and dumps her baby on him.

 

[Alphaboy]

African shaman does voodoo on a baby prince.

Prince sings about his anticipation for his father to die. Runs away from home, befriends one guy who dresses in drag and one guy who farts a lot. Returns home, kicks his uncle's ass, and has a baby with maybe his cousin.

 

[weed]

bunch of queers in leather go to Coney Island.

 

[SammyPops]

This pothead who loved to bowl had his carpet stolen.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

Not my favorite but...

Slut friendzones special needs man, whores around for a few years, then when special needs man is a millionaire and she has AIDS, gets with him and dumps her baby on him.

Forrest Gump

 

[Kaybee]

Two midgets take a long walk to drop off unwanted goods at an incineration plant

 

[HUGHPHUG]

great thread

Retard kind of date rapes a virgin and then beats the shit out of a black guy.

what the fuck?

Manlet karate forum poster takes in homeless skank, wakes up in bathtub full of ice.

Jacob's Ladder?

Washed up army ranger trades witty banter with comrades he keeps getting killed on the way to saving the girl he doesn't even succeed in banging.

That Tom Cruise keep dying one!

Group of overeducated , stereotype type characters speak in a room about the delusions of a friend who thinks he is magic.

Harry Potter?

 

[HUGHPHUG]

my top three

cunt fish gets dead

bunch of unemployed blokes hang out and go to the zoo, one of them doesn't want to become a clown

platonic love story between a nonce and a future porn model with wanking

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Topic.

Chocolat?

 

[HUGHPHUG]

bunch of queers in leather go to Coney Island.

Warriors?

 

[JOE QUEEF]

bunch of queers in leather go to Coney Island.

“Hayyyyyyy, come out and playyyyyy.”

 

[Naught2Sixty]

Batshit insane insomniac frees everyone of credit card debt.

 

[CI]

fight club? that was a good worst description. its almost like a spoiler lol