girlfriends describe boyfriend's manhood to police sketch artist

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  1. JosephDredd

    JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    And by "manhood" I mean penis.

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  2. Iroh

    Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    You really had me confused there for a moment.

    Funny vid. The Asian chick is hawt.
     
  3. JosephDredd

    JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    She only spoke about three times, but something in her personality really jumped out at me. She seems cool to hang out with.
     
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    Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    Yeah, hang out and let her describe your penis.
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    would not date tho. she seems to have dat commanding/demanding/overbearing personality (dat crazy look in those eyes). but then again all women r crazy so pick urs carefully

    edit: actually the more i think about it, the more kinky it sounds. goddammit, now im gonna be contemplating if crazy/kinky sex is worth the trouble of a bad relationship all day :(
     
  6. Iroh

    Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    The deciding factor is how she would describe your penis.
     
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    europe1 It´s a nice peninsula to Asia

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    0:33

    "It's shaped like a penis".
     
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    Jodorowsky Blue Belt

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    At :59 sec, why is that dude dating a granny?
     
  9. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    Yeah, smoking! Hawt Asian alert!

    Oh yes, yes it is. Soooo worth it.
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    good pt. now we know y hes there

    idk. in my last relationship, the sex was great but i lost a bit of my sanity. not sure if that was worth it. il let the philosophers/experts decide
     
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    Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    I'm gonna fap to that Asian chick and desribe it out loud to myself. This will be a first.
     
  12. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    Well maybe not a "bad" relationship, but a girl with a little bit of craziness and attitude is great if you know how to handle her. That kind of girl will do almost ANYTHING.
     
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    My artist would need to bump up to 17"x22" to acurately draw my junk
     
  14. JosephDredd

    JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    The key is to be crazier than her. For the last few years I've dated a string of amazing, wonderful women. Not sure how I feel about that.
     
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    koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    Haha that first sentence sounds about right. Your craziness trumps her craziness in the right way so she sees you "get it". Or something. Idk if that makes sense.
     
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    Reyesnuthugr Dominick Reyes Belt

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    It moves her into the role of damage controller, out of necessity (so there wont be 2 self-consuming cannibal morons heading straight into a ditch before a day has passed- that's no fantasy for anyone).

    But that is also a role she is not qualified for, because she has been spending her whole life as a batsh*crazy fiend, in an effort to find someone who "has the answer for her" and her awful behavior. She feels justified having done this, because she knows the bad behavior is fake and 'put on', but she (and the so many who are like this) has failed to account for is the fact that sanity must be exercised and refined throughout ones life, and she has neglected to acknowledge the art of it, let alone study/practice.

    The results are anything but unpredictable.
     
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    koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    ^kinda derailed the thread, but yeah.
     
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    Reyesnuthugr Dominick Reyes Belt

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    penuses
     
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    koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    Now back on track lol
     
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    Chaos Spawn Kuiper belt

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    - white stallion?...

    - white lightning!
     

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