Girlfriend of two yeArs is breaking up wit me....

[minute bull]

A thicker member and longer awaits her. Its over bro

Probably @clipweasel

 

[DoctorTaco]

Have you considered proposing to her instead of taking the L?

 

[no fat chicks]

She probably found the stupid crap you were saying trying to defend season 8 of GOT.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Not a siongle goddamn person in this thread has commented on either my problems or how huge my ex girlfriends tits are.

Gonna need photographic evidence of said breasts to properly facilitate an appropriate response my dude. Like slave Leia big? Or Luke titty milk big?

 

[koolinkunming]

No I was.

Fuck sakes. I’m sorry, but it’s actually a little amusing that you’re drunk and depressed then.