Girl I havent spoken to in years tries to add me on a facebook account

[Fat Abbot]

I know that feel. I found out after we graduated from elementary school that this ugly chick liked me, according to my friends. Lulz were had--at the time. We went to different high schools and haven't seen each other since 2000.

I saw her comment on a mutual friend's FB page a year or so ago and was like WHAAAAAAAAT>!>!>!>!>!?!?!?! Fucking smoke show. God I hate my life; I could have got in on the ground floor, when she was hideous and no self-esteem, and after a few years of agony, I'd emerge with a 10 on my arm.

FML

Don't feel so bad. Even if you were there from the start, once she got hot she would have just left you for a bigger **** anyway.

 

[ElCapitano]

I went to school with a Canadian girl and she was ugly as fuck back then. Now she looks like an 8. Big ass titties and they seem real, too bad she doesn't show them off in her pics that often.