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Gettin snitched on by friends of the GF

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by no fat chicks, Jan 8, 2015.

  1. no fat chicks Worlds greatest poster

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    Out the other night with the boys while the girlfriend was out of town, a guy friend of hers decides to txt her and say he saw me out.
    Get reemed out and girl is all suspicious.
    Is this un-bro code behaviour on his part?
     
  2. LatFlare EADC

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    Were you cheating on her, or just out with the boys?
     
  3. VulcanNervPinch Gold Belt

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    Ummm...you're not allowed out of the house while she's gone?
     
  4. heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    The dude probably wants to bone your girl
     
  5. faustian BRUTAL 5-4 Platinum Member

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    You should murder that dude, he's obviously trying to sabotage your relationship and move in on your girl
     
  6. LatFlare EADC

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    Yeah, exactly.

    Its not the dude's fault for saying "oh i saw your boyfriend the other night", unless he said something like "oh i saw your bf licking salt of a stripper's tits the other night".

    More importantly, if she chewed you out for seeing your mates, you need to dump this bitch, seems controlling and a bit cray cray.
     
  7. Nonsense Silver Belt

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    We are not getting the whole story. Obviously.

    Now tell is the truth so we can give real answers.
     
  8. odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Obviously we need more information.
     
  9. Talent <img src="http://i.imgur.com/NwpFvrR.gif"> Platinum Member

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    What do, you say?

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  10. Skydome Banned Banned

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    If he isn't already
     
  11. heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    If he has to resort to snitching he is probably in the friend zone
     
  12. Gus Fring Brown Belt

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    Give us the full story TS
     
  13. Sycho Sid Master of the world and the universe

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    Maybe he was hittin up some fat chicks at the party?

    (This joke brought to you by Equus besmirching me in another thread)
     
  14. Scrody Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    I'd tell the woman that her friend is a liar. If she's worth a shit, she'll believe you and not talk to the other guy.
     
  15. no fat chicks Worlds greatest poster

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    was at a strip bar
    was planning on telling her but didn't wake up from till like 2pm so instead I wake up to wtf so and so said you were out last night why didn't you tell me right away
     
  16. Nonsense Silver Belt

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    Oh. Well. Just tell her yeah you went, yeah you were gonna tell her as soon as you spoke, and that's the end of the discussion.
     
  17. Zap It's clobberin' time.

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    Your boy has the hots for your girl or maybe even you. Think about it.
     
  18. irish_thug Meme Mod Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Knew that without it being said.

    Tell her what you said here, you were going to tell her but rat snitch beat you to it. Then publicly call him out for being the goof that he is.
     
  19. Cajun A Cajun Traveler: Something of a Novelty... Platinum Member

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    Agree with nonsense... something fishy..
     
  20. Kraysla Black Belt

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    How old are you guys? Pretty lame all around.
     

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