German restaruant near me has me interested - never had german food - talk me through this

[Clippy]

Here's the link, what do you guys think? What would you get from this menu? Would what you tell a first timer

http://oldbavarian.ca/menu.html

 

[Steve-French]

German food is awesome! I spent a month in Germany when I was in the Army and there is also a German restaurant in the town I live in, and it's one of my favorite places to eat.

 

[tonysmasseuse]

Just say no.

 

[USA!USA!]

Schnitzel and beer, man. That's all you need.

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

German food is underrated. Try the sauerbraten, or Oktoberfest platter if you’re hungry. I love spatzle too but with sauerbraten I feel like you should get the dumplings

 

[Aegon Spengler]

German food is great man. Get in there and enjoy it.

 

[Zer]

I grew up in Germany. And I grew up fat and alone. That tells you something about how good German food is. Currywurst mit Pommes ftw (Mayo on that shit too obv)

 

[Sir Galahad]

Here's the link, what do you guys think? What would you get? Would what you tell a first timer

http://oldbavarian.ca/menu.html

Prefer busty German girls.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Hello, Clippy. I live in Germany. Ask me anything.

 

[Clippy]

Hello, Clippy. I live in Germany. Ask me anything.

Help me understand this menu - a lot of it is confusing and foreign to me - somewhat scary

 

[NAKMUAY18]

They cook a good pig, everything else is fucking terrible.
Top ten for the worst cuisine in the world.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Ok :
- Weißwurst : it's actually for brunch/breakfast. Eat with a Pretzel and sweet mustard. Don't forget to take off the skin with your knife ! Wash it down with a nice Weißbier. I recommend Franziskaner.
- Roasted Pork with dumplings, swimming in beer gravy. The absolute must have in Bavarian cuisine. That's how you judge a restaurant here. Wash it down with a nice cold blond lager. I recommend Augustiner.
- Dessert : go with the Apple Strudel. Don't forget the whipped cream and of course, light your cigarette out in it, for dat Hans Landa effect.

Bitteschön.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

They cook a good pig, everything else is fucking terrible.
Top ten for the worst cuisine in the world.

Fuck you.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Where dat blood sausage at, mane?

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Where dat blood sausage at, mane?

In the trailer park

 

[DarkneT]

You strike me as the kinda guy that knows his way around a sausage @Clippy

 

[KnightTemplar]

Here's the link, what do you guys think? What would you get from this menu? Would what you tell a first timer

http://oldbavarian.ca/menu.html

GOAT-level sausages and beer, mein bruder

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Käse Spätzle: Basically German Mac n Cheese, but the noodles are egg noodles. Absolutely delicious

Rouladen: Strips of meat with veggies rolled up inside amazing flavor and texture!

Jägerschnitzel: My favorite type of schnitzel. It has gravy and mushrooms on top. Sometimes schnitzel can be a bit dry sometimes(especially here in North America) and the gravy helps out a lot with that IMO.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Sausage, schnitzel and beer, what could be bad about that? Their food is good.

 

[mb23100]

That's kind of a weak beer selection for a German Restaurant. Id definitely try the first one though